Halliday spent a shitload of time and money using disabled people as "human guinea pigs" to figure out how to develop a brain computer interface and immediately shut the project down when he succeeded
tbf this is a very realistic portrayal of a tech billionaire
me, dumb: it would be kind of boring if he just did another easter egg hunt plot again, how would that even work, Wade owns the OASIS now
ernest cline, best-selling author:
when a friend comes over and you realize you left a bunch of plot on the table you don't feel like dealing with so you shove it into the trash
credit where credit is due, Wade spends a few paragraphs feeling sad about his family getting blown up in the first book, probably because people like me were like "wow he did not seem very upset about the fact that his family got blown up in the first book"
Wade has basically turned into Notch
Wade is making fan fiction movies, but he actually owns all of the companies that owns the rights to all of these properties
... I don't think that's the point of the Matrix? I can't comment on Sword Art Online, I haven't seen it
mixed feelings about this
extremely negative feelings about this
so far this book feels like a speed run of itself
Wade has decided that the earth is doomed and is now going to fuck off to space in the most obnoxious way possible
consensual pornography between consenting adults: twisted and depraved
cyberstalking: moral gray area
not sure why but this is the most irritating reference for me so far
Wade whines about how everybody is mean to him now that he's a billionaire even though he does charity. But don't worry, he doesn't take it lying down!
this is a reference to the end of the film "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back"
Wade has apparently been watching Jordan Peterson videos
Wade has a riot shed that turns into a robot murder spider in case someone tries to fuck with him while he's gaming
I'm not sure why twitter won't let me use gifs when I paste images so just pretend there's a gif of a hissing cat here
I honest to god cannot tell which parts of this book are ominous foreshadowing and which parts are just fun worldbuilding lore
okay I think the actual ominous foreshadowing is the parts where his ex-girlfriend yells at him for being addicted to the internet like she's Skyler from Breaking Bad
god what would that be like
this is like taking a car trip as a kid and you see an interesting place whip past but your parents won't even slow down
I am going to take an earl* break to go to the market and pick up some wine, back in a few
*irl**
**in real life
much like Arnold Schwarzenegger's character the Terminator in the 1984 film The Terminator, I am back
* Halliday made a headset that makes the OASIS feel real
* There's another easter egg hunt
* Wade has turned into a mix of Notch, Elon Musk, and Peter Thiel
* Art3mis broke up with him and is now being SUPER lame
* I have wine
FUCK
he got me! he fucking got me!
I love Sonic the Hedgehog! I like this book now!
if we get a reference to Ken Penders and Julie-Su I am going to delete this entire thread like Prospero breaking his staff in the classic 1623 Shakespeare play The Tempest