A thread on all of the awful Trump administration traitors that we will be seeing flee come Inauguration Day.
THINGS TO CELEBRATE: On January 20th, no more Bill Barr as Attorney General!
A FACT THAT WILL MAKE US ALL SMARTER: On January 20th we will no longer have Betsy DeVos as Secretary of Education!
BYE BOY: Ben Carson (may he continue to recover from the virus he contracted at a super-spreader event) will be looking for NEW INSURANCE come January 20th as he’ll no longer be Secretary of Housing and Urban Development.
THE BILL HAS COME DUE: On January 20th Steven Mnuchin and his wife will no longer get to jet set on the nation’s dime or dance around in the federal dough because Mnuchin will no longer be Secretary of the Treasury.
GOODNIGHT PAL: Wilbur Ross will have to find some place other than important government meetings to take his naps because, as of January 20th he will no longer be Secretary of Commerce.
Stephen Miller will have to find some other place to spew his hateful rhetoric, torture innocent children and enact xenophobic policies. That’s because of January 20th he AND his wife will be UNEMPLOYED. Karma.
GOING DOWN WITH THE SHIP: Mike Pompeo has lived his life these last few years doing just as Trump has told him. He’ll have to start looking for someone else’s fanny to live in as he’ll no longer be Secretary of State come January 20th.
A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO: Surely Mike Pence and his wife will return to their native Indiana to terrorize the local population. Pence will have a full time job trying to explain to his maker how he blindly followed the most unchristianly POTUS in US history, lying all the way.
A LIAR’s LIAR: Kayleigh McEnany swore at her first press conference that she wouldn’t lie to the American public and then did just that moments later. She never stopped. McEnany will have to find some other podium to peddle her wares as of January 20th the mic turns OFF.
A MAN WITHOUT MERIT OR A VOICE: Jared Kushner was in charge of pretty much ever major policy area both domestic and abroad from Middle East peace to opiate addiction. He solved none. He’ll go from WH heavy weight back to NJ slumlord having dreamed of being POTUS himself.
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