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Nov 26, 2020 5 tweets 1 min read Read on X
The most stressed out I've ever been about Christmas was when I was 16 and I got my first ever job, working at M&S in Dundrum.
As soon as I started I kept hearing these myths about the Christmas Eve Waste Sale, where all the food that wasn't sold on the 24th was marked down 90%.
Everyone I worked with kept telling me not to get anything in beforehand because there was so much left that you could get your whole Christmas meal after the shop had shut on the 24th.
Dad & I argued for weeks about it. Going back & forward on whether to get a turkey beforehand
Eventually, we decided we were going to risk it.
I was working until close on Xmas Eve anyway so my Dad said we might as well give it a go.
Before I went into work that day he told me "Just at least try and get a turkey, no matter what happens"
It was the most stressed I've ever been working in retail (which is saying something). I worked in Home & Gifts so every chance I got I would sneak over to Foods and see how busy it was, how many turkeys were left.
It was so busy I was convinced that there's be nothing left.
Eventually closing time rolls around and all the staff clock out and wait for the sale to start.
Now comes my next heart attack. I thought it was just whoever was working Christmas Eve that was able to go but the entire workforce has trickled in since closing and is waiting.

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Dec 16, 2021
I had a hankering for more Web-Head so we're we're watching 2012's Amazing Spider-Man.
For all we made fun of Tobey Maguire playing a teenager. Garfield is fully three years older than him playing the role.
He was 29 when it came out.
Martin Sheen was perfect Uncle Ben casting.
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Dec 1, 2021
So I have another Christmassy M&S story.
Before we start I feel like I need to throw a caveat that this is not a nice family tale like the last one. So lower expectations accordingly.

This is the direct-to-video sequel with none of the main actors.
As I said in the other thread, I worked in the Home & Gifts dept. Around Christmas they expanded the gift section to include a line of toys.

The toys were actually pretty cool. They were a mix of own-brand stuff and then a bizarre mix of licensed merch.
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