Here is a free lesson in how to be a world-wise Mideast expert who can land flattering quotes in leading papers and cushy sinecures at NGO's with fancy names that have "crisis," "council," "group," and "foundation."
Furrow your brow, exhale, and play Madlibs with these:
It's a shame the Israelis don't understand that their latest reckless gambit will have the opposite effect: by destroying the Syrian nuclear facility they are only making a deal on a Golan withdrawal harder.
It's a shame the Israelis don't understand that their latest reckless gambit will have the opposite effect: by attacking the Dahhiya they are only ensuring more Hezbollah rocket attacks on the Galilee.
It's a shame the Israelis don't understand that their latest reckless gambit will have the opposite effect: by building a fence they are creating more resentment and more future suicide bombers.
It's a shame the Israelis don't understand that their latest reckless gambit will have the opposite effect: by assassinating Hamas leaders they are only creating new ones even more motivated to carry out attacks inside Israeli cities.
It's a shame the Israelis don't understand that their latest reckless gambit will have the opposite effect: by attacking the Iraqi nuclear reactor they are only making Saddam even more determined to build nukes without foreign inspections.
It's a shame the Israelis don't understand that their latest reckless gambit will have the opposite effect: by insisting on US recognition of their capital in Jerusalem, they are driving away moderate Arab regimes who might otherwise make moves toward peace & even normalization.
Don't worry about being wrong. There are literally zero consequences for that.
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The lack of self-awareness from an expert peace processor here is stunning. It is precisely the withholding of funds tied to pay-for-slay & the shifting regional diplomatic architecture that have yielded the concessions he notes here. More ironic is the transparent projection: 1/
The expert processors swooped in in 2009 demanding purifying "daylight," some public pressure on Israel which would supposedly earn the US credit with the Arab world, yield Israeli concessions, and unlock the peace process.
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They engineered fake crises and exploited stupid provocations from right-wing Israeli politicians for loud showy spats, and quietly informed the Israelis right at the outset that they no longer saw the previous...
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It was a silly prank designed to make him look foolish. I now see that I went too far, and I’d like to apologize to the readers and editors who were taken in.
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Honestly, I was sure I’d get caught before the article ran. By no empirical measure are Arab countries more repressive now than they were in decades past, and by no measure are the 3 new normalizers any more repressive than their immediate neighbors who haven’t normalized.
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Still trying to make sense of this article by @jameskmcauley in @washingtonpost on Sunday. The thesis seems to be that Islamist violence in France is caused by a peculiarly French systemic racism rather than any kind of Islamist ideology.
In order to be even minimally plausible, we would need to also see: (1) No Islamist violence in other European countries, as they don’t have burqa bans or laïcitié &c. (2) Radical violence from other minorities in France who, after all, are subject to the same systemic racism.
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Neither of these is remotely true. But without them, the thesis of this article is ridiculous.
When people believe something slightly wrong or ambiguously wrong, there is not much to learn from it.
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Rosh Hashana 20 years ago and the Second Intifada broke out. Some events were historical accident and coincidental, some were fully intentional, even if the consequences weren’t.
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But the rejection of a two-state peace agreement and historic reconciliation between two peoples was a Palestinian act, not an Israeli or American one, and a costly one at that.
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Anyone who claims to care about the Palestinians and the cause of Palestinian liberation needs to take stock of what was gained in the seven years before the outbreak of hostilities and what was sacrificed to sustain it.
This @jimwaterson attempt to explain the controversy about the antisemitic conspiracy theory that Israel trains American cops to be racist and violent shows exactly why the @Guardian can’t seem to get it right on this issue. theguardian.com/politics/2020/…
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He doesn’t say that this conspiracy theory has been lurking online for years and comes up predictably whenever police violence is an issue, not just in the US but also, for example, in France.
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He doesn’t mention that in 2019 a massacre at a kosher supermarket was carried out in Jersey City by an assailant who believed he was getting revenge against Jews for police violence against African-Americans.
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I’ve been reading newspapers compulsively every day since about the age of 8. Since the 1990’s, when the internet made it possible, I’ve been bingeing on a steady daily diet of multiple papers in multiple languages. I mention this all this as context for the following:
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This article in the @washingtonpost by @mffisher & @TrentPost is the single worst piece of journalism I have ever come across. The editing, the reporting, the prose, even the spaces between the words are a disgrace to the entire profession. washingtonpost.com/local/social-i…
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When future generations study how a pandemic-addled society passed on an opportunity to address structural racism and violence and chose instead to descend into ritualized struggle sessions — where the titillation of the baying mob was only enhanced ...