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3 Dec, 5 tweets, 1 min read
This is the caliber of 'witness' the "massive election fraud!!" folks in MI are bringing to bear today.
First rule of presenting a case: make sure your witnesses won't embarrass your team and their case, and do your absolute best to prep them to come off sober and reasonable. But nobody's minding the store here, it's just Id run amok.
Here's the thing that nobody's bothered to point out on the GOP irredentist side, but they should: they have every right to be *really f***ing excited* about how Trump and the GOP performed in WI/MI/PA despite...well, everything.
Trump being Trump (losing the educated burbs), impeachment, COVID-19 + a massive recession, that horrible first debate...and Trump still barely lost Wisconsin! Respectably close in MI and PA! It makes perfect sense why and where he lost, but...there's something to build on there.
If Trump doesn't bleed out in Waukesha/Ozaukee/Washington in WI among educated middle class GOP whites (the way he started to in 2016), he wins the state again. It was that close. It wasn't vote fraud in MilCo/Dane, it was ancestral GOP voters saying "nah enough of this no more."

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You want close? Look at the final margin of Iowa's 2nd House district. THAT is close.
I thought CA-25 was going to be "close" (and it is!). IA-2 laughs in the face of the CA-25 race.
10,000 votes is very close! Now let me tell you a story about Florida in the year 2000.

And Marianne Miller-Meeks is going to end up winning IA-2 by *SIX VOTES*. You see my point?
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