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7 Dec, 4 tweets, 1 min read
This is the first time I've seen Kelly Loeffler speak. Jesus fuck, what a Klonopin-infused conservabot. There's no way that creepy fuckin' thing is human.
I mean, I've had fuckin' nightmares where Kelly Loeffler-like androids try to harvest my soul to power their batteries. I never thought those goddamn things were real.
I mean, if Pastor Warnock took out a crucifix, a sharp wooden stake, and a mallet and said, "I have these here just in case," everyone would nod and say, "Yeah, that makes sense."
I mean, it's like Loeffler's an alien sent to Earth to learn how to talk like a person but only learned right-wing talking points so no one in the GOP noticed that she's a fucking alien.

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