Hah uhm- You look absolutely stunning tonight - I just thought I'd let you know that haha... so uh- what do you like to do- in your free time? Yeah I'm actually - I listen to songs by Lemon Demon, do you know what that is? no? W-well that's fine... I recommend listening to this
one album by him- it's called Spirit Phone an-and a- and it's got pretty - pretty good songs.. uh- so basically in this one song called Cabinet Man there is - a man who - it's-it's a man who traps himself in an arcade cabinet and- and theres um, also, um... there's this other
song called Touch-Tone Telephone, it's about this theorist, a-and uh, he makes theories about stuff like space Nazis - y'know it sounds weird but once y-you listen to it you'll like it. My favorite part in the song is when it goes "On my Touch-Tone, Touch-Tone Telephone!" And uhm
,hehe, so uh - y-you may have actually heard of Neil ci- Neil Cicierega before! he h-has made other stuff like Two Trucks, The Ultimate Showdown, Brodyquest, Potter Puppet P- oh, you don't know any of those? well thats to-t-totally fine haha...... Um... even if you don't know
those I-I would still listen to Spirit Phone! the songs may be weird at first, but trust me its really good haha.. And... uh if you like that, he has a-a lot of older albums that are just as good... So... um... do you need anything beautiful?? You dont want anything? that's fine.
b-b--before I go, I, uh...you look absolutely stunning tonight. Your eyes they're so- they're so beautiful... I... I think I love you...

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