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12 Dec, 5 tweets, 1 min read
The 2020 Cannonball Run of Simping for the President

washingtonpost.com/politics/2020/…
TBC, the original Cannonball Run however, is cinematic gold.
Dear Supreme Court: Every election is rigged except the ones I win.
Dean Martin + Sammy Davis Jr. dressed as priests, driving a Ferrari, **with** Terry Bradshaw is one of the most underrated accomplishments of the 20th century.

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BREAKING: I will also be reenacting the Steelers/Bills game in my back yard and submitting the new, certified score to the NFL. Image
BREAKING: STEELERS WON 49-3
Me and the kids also just redid Texas’ Electoral College vote so Biden is up really big on the map now.
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14 Dec
LEGAL WEED 🟩 FOR PA. ✊😆 Image
The next march will *also* be for LGBTQIA+ protections in PA. 🏳️‍🌈 Image
Great balcony
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14 Dec
12 years ago, it was a *true* honor to vote @BarackObama as our President as an Electoral College member.

True Story: Capitol police detained me in my way in. “Guys, I swear I am! 😩”

Sure dude, you’re a member.

The Secretary of State had to come verify and credential me. Image
To this day, the best vote I ever cast. 💯
True story: I almost wore shorts 🩳 but @giselefetterman pulled rank and put a stop to that right quick.

She was right, of course, since I even got detained wearing pants which was already “dressing up” 🙄
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14 Dec
buffalo uses dominion scoreboard software so not really
DEAD PEOPLE SCORED FOR BUFFALO!
A truck delivered off a suitcase full of points at halftime from Canada for Buffalo.
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12 Dec
Not true.

My dude in Forty Fort had his dead mom 👵🏻💀 vote for the President.
The receipt:
citizensvoice.com/news/crime-eme…
Perspective: My lawsuit against TX Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick for stiffing me of my handsome reward for voter fraud would be -objectively-many multiples stronger than that turd of a case TX shopped to the Supreme Court.
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7 Dec
🚨 Eight of the nine sponsors of Pennsylvania’s Vote-by-Mail Law (Act 77) in the Pennsylvania Senate were Republicans.

legis.state.pa.us/cfdocs/billinf….
Not *one* member of the PAGOP ever objected to the bill / raised any issues w/ its constitutional fitness.

Until Trump lost PA.

They simultaneously argue THEIR OWN races are 💯, but Biden was fraud.

We “rigged” PA so Biden + the PAGOP both won big.

You can’t make this up.
And, of course, this also ignores the dozens + dozens of polls that predicted a comfortable Biden win in PA. Of course I said differently, but we “rigged” it closer than independent polling + made sure the PAGOP has *solid* majorities in both chambers for the next 2 years. 👍
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