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@ElonBachman
Dec 16, 2020 • 22 tweets • 6 min read • Read on X
1\ A thread to commemorate COVID-19 heroes:

(DM me other examples and I'll add them)

Absolute king rents lift truck to flout lockdown and visit his aging wife:

nypost.com/2020/04/15/88-…
2\ Incredible stud paddle boards to own the Karens:

latimes.com/california/sto…
3\ Fearless chad risks drowning and worse to visit his Rapunzel:

theguardian.com/world/2020/dec…
4\ Paul Revere of restaurants changes name to "French Laundry", clowns Newsom, continues to serve meals to patriots:

dailycaller.com/2020/11/30/los…
5\ Bearded Adonis scoffs at $1M fine, keeps gym open for the swoletariat:

dailydot.com/irl/ian-smith-…
6\ Hospital CEO with acquired immunity refuses to wear mask, chooses science and firing over fear and superstition

boston25news.com/news/trending/…
7\ Wise village elders protest lockdown at nursing home:

dailywire.com/news/rather-di…
8\ Father of the year plays ball with daughter in empty park, makes cops handcuff him rather than stop:

ktrh.iheart.com/featured/micha…
9\ Baseball and Apple Pie had already been banned by order of the governor, so Motherhood stepped up and told cops where to put their lockdown order:

thegatewaypundit.com/2020/04/police…
10\ Italian Prefontaine crushes carabinieri in 400 meter sand sprint:

11\ California Frodo Sheriff casts ring into volcano, refuses to embrace terrible lockdown powers:

bing.com/videos/search?…
12\ Polish gym converts to church, offers ab-solution

msn.com/en-us/health/f…
13\ Valiant citizens rally to protect Eerie County gym, send health inspectors packing:

buffalonews.com/news/get-out-g…
14\ Silverbacked tailor defies Bill DeBacle, but nobody needs pants for Zoom calls:

15\ Mild mannered Canadian catches liberty spirit, refuses to close BBQ joint:

680news.com/2020/11/25/ada…
16\ Gyro hero exudes testosterone, overwhelms sniveling health inspectors

alaturkanews.com/2020/12/15/ven…
17\ Staten Island redeems centuries of infamy, makes America proud:

washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/12…
18\ Spanish Robinson Crusoe quarantines on literal desert island, Karen says not good enough:

abc.es/espana/comunid…
19\ Spanish vixen contracts Covid, goes surfing, ignores lifeguards, flees cops:

english.elpais.com/society/2020-0…
20\ 73yo daughter breaks 97yo mother out of care home

google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.…
21\ Single mom refuses to close business. Intersectional Karens flummoxed.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8…
22\ Pregnant mom organises lockdown protest, cops invade home, arrest her in front of her kids

summit.news/2020/09/02/aus…

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