Because I hosted events in the 90s, my ass has been inappropriately grabbed by both A Rock Star Who Used To Wear A Lot Of Makeup, and A Former Nixon Speechwriter Turned Monotone Comedic Actor/Game Show Host
Don't worry about booksellers judging what you buy – we don't really care, we accept all voracious readers. But the music department is DEFINITELY judging you, and talking about it in the breakroom
A bookseller at one place I worked had watched The Exorcist EVERY DAY for, at that point, 10 years. This was 20+ years ago, but I'll bet he's watching it right now
At a Ted Nugent cookbook signing (yes, really), I had to escort multiple people armed with crossbows from the store (they wanted him to sign them). Nuge was wearing a not even a little concealed holster with some sorta gun, and corporate made me let him, despite policy, because $
I can promise you, either customers or staff have fucked in whatever part of the bookstore you are standing in (on the sales floor, in offices, stockrooms - wherever).
The accuracy of title/author information given to you by a customer is inversely proportionate to their confidence in the accuracy of that information
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I worked in bookstores forever. Here are some 100% true stories from holiday season.
Guy comes in, says his daughter needs a book called The Shrunken White Elephants of Style. We can’t find anything by that title. He doesn’t know the author.
He’s SURE he got the title right, and says we’re idiots because apparently all book people know it. It’s for writers. Then it dawned on me - and I was right. This is what he wanted.
Before we called them “Karens”, they threatened to get me fired because I was out of the hot William Wegman or Anne Geddes books on 12/22. Because there’s NOTHING a Karen loves more than a dog in people clothes or an infant in a flower pot. The fury! They NEED that book NOW!
I've taken a lot of crap for thinking so much about clothes ("shallow", "frivolous", "girly stuff"), but suddenly because of Melania last night LOTS of people thinking they're supersmart to notice that sartorial matters are serious nonverbal communication
So let's talk about it
OH, so you NOTICED that her look was "military inspired"? Good for you. Yes, it's an Alexander McQueen from this year, and you're not wrong. But this is obvious stuff. Olive drab, epaulets, structured shoulders, brass buttons, that little double belt.
OBVIOUS.
If, as a designer, I presented a director with this for a fictional version of this exact scenario? I would be fired because I'm a HACK.
There's zero subtlety here. You're not a genius for noticing, and she (or her stylist) isn't one for wearing it.