So my pal (anonymous so his family doesn't find out) decided to play Call of Duty Warzone with me and his two sons and our 4-player team got to the last rounds, 3 of us were killed, and the 8 YEAR OLD WON THE GAME FOR US.

I am humbled
It probably helped that the two kids (8 and 11) kept calling me "The Pro", as in "The Pro will protect us".

brb adopting two children 8 and 11
Somewhere, the guy who was #2 in this warzone round will go to bed annoyed he wasn't able to win the game, but by the mercy of an otherwise cold universe he does so unaware he was smoked by Gorgu
There is no way on earth the 8 year old doesn't blurt this out at the breakfast table

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