This bit from @krishashok's #MasalaLab got me thinking about what I consider are the best onion pakoras or generally the best onion based dish in the world. THE WORLD. And that's the "khekda" bhaji on top of Sinhagad, a gorgeous historic fort near Pune. Last time, I explored why.
Khekda is Marathi for crab. The bhaji are so named, not because they have crab, but because they resemble crabs in appearance. Somehow even though onion bhaji in Pune city are similar, they never taste as good as at one of the dozens of food huts on Sinhagad.
So last time I visited the fort, as friends sat down to eat, I went into the "kitchen" (a simple earthen hut) and chatted with the woman and her son who ran the shack to find out more. The answer. Zero water. Zero. Yup, not a single drop of water.
They slice onion thin and long, in big piles and then just add salt to the slices and let them sit about 20 minutes. Salt releases water from vegetables (as @krishashok notes elsewhere in the book). They then add the besan, but a very small amount compared to usual pakoras.
The end result after deep frying - the thinnest crispest possible coating on onion slices, each of those almost individually separated, like crab legs. Lightest pakoras you will ever eat.
They also gave me a history lesson about how this recipe came about. Practicality.
If you've been to Sinhagad, you know that the bulk of the food sales happen in the parking lot right at the front of the fort. Where buses and cars park. Few tourists venture too deep into the fort. So this is where the snack shops first started. Decades ago.
Tho Sinhagad has a clean yummy spring water source on top (what made the fort so strategically crucial that it's the site of an epic battle defaced by Bollywood), it's far from that front portion. And the terrain uneven and slippery. So water was at a premium.
"Water is first used for chai. We make more money from chai than food. So all our signature items like eggplant bhareet, pithla, bhakri, thecha use little to no water" said the lady running the place.
"Zero water" innovation necessitated by the practicality of not having to lug water back and forth over uneven slippery fort terrain ended up in a super perfect Maillard reaction. It's a bit tricky to get that balance right but the end result impresses
I had to really restrain myself the first time I tried the zero water approach. "Maybe just a spoonful" I felt tempted. But glad I didn't. The salt did its job. Also restrained myself in adding very little besan (another practical innovation), enough for the lightest coat.
What makes this recipe so brilliant is it's THE easiest pakora. Counter-intuitively easy. Just slice em thin, salt, let sit 20 min. Add a dusting of besan or any flour, with spices. Mix well. And fry. You can even shallow fry cos they so flexible. Try it.
Why don't the ones on Pune streets, although still lighter and crispier than the bulky onion pakoras everywhere else in india, taste as good? I've seen that process too. They add some water. Presumably cos they have access to running water. It's that little extra moisture.
P.S. some of you are asking about baking options, like oven or air fryer. Sure! I have made these in the oven too (max temp short time recommended). Once in an ebelskiever/appam pan.
Imho oven will work better cos air fryer maxes out at 400F I believe?
Oh, another HUGE element of "why everything tastes special on sinhagad" is that natural year round spring water. It has a specific taste. And we know the chemistry of the water used plays a big role in determining taste. If you're in pune, try A/B testing with devtaki water.
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After 15 years in this country, the only 2 of its holidays that I don't really celebrate "personally" are Easter and Christmas. Fourth, Halloween, Thanksgiving, celebrated personally. Maybe cos we don't have kids? No other resonance as an atheist non-Christian. Except pop culture
4th, Halloween, Thanksgiving, even SuperBowl Sunday I'll make elaborate personal plans for. Right down to the smallest item in the menu. With friends and loved ones.
Christmas and Easter are just long weekends. With fun pop culture stuff around them. But basically long weekends.
Nope, nothing. I've always enjoyed the very festive and fun Christmas phenomenon as cheering audience, not participant. Always aching to do trick or treat or carve Thanksgiving birds. But never felt like having a Christmas tree or make eggnog.
Woke up to an ear splitting alarm in the middle of the night in our bnb and I think it's Santa tripping on something.
But seriously, trying to figure out what that was. There's a power outage in the area, presumably because of the storm. But what alarm goes off for about 1-2 seconds verrrry high pitched and loud? Happened twice, about a minute apart. Silent since. Not some CO alarm?😲
If Sherlock and Joan have to make the ride up from Brooklyn to Woodstock tomorrow to investigate our corpses, tell them about the 2 alarms at 230 AM 😫😫
Finally got Android Auto working completely and flawlessly. This one particular cable 🙄. That's there only issue we've had with the Forester so far. And from searching online, we aren't the only ones who've struggled with Android Auto being ultra temperamental.
Which means Pandora is now in play and thus we can listen to our favorite hindi oldies on shuffle. On our way to a socially distanced Christmas weekend surrounded by pine trees still in the ground. 😁
Ah, Hemanta station is the best for this misty overcast pre-storm afternoon on the Palisades Parkway, hands down my favorite Parkway. My girl driving. Sunroof open. Bliss. 😍
All that's missing is some fried fish and onion rings. And we know just the place! 😋
One habit I've cultivated in recent travels, especially in India, is when I taste something exceptional, I talk to the chef about why. Could be a fancy Juhu place or the tiniest table selling pani puri. They feel so delighted to talk food and you learn a lot for home cooking.
For example, this kid barley out of his teens selling pani puri from a non-descript table on Paud Road seemed to have the most amazing tasting ragda. I asked him his secret. He happily told me, he keeps grating fresh ginger in it every 15 minutes. Simple food chemistry.
First such interaction was asking my favorite pav bhaji dude why home pav bhaji never tastes as good. He didn't know Maillard Reaction, but said it's because veggies get butter roasted on the hot griddle before being mashed, but at home, people just boil and mash.
Again realizing just how mind bendingly cathartic the 2018 win was for me. I'm just mildly annoyed and amused at India's collapse. Not getting into a multi week funk like previous collapses. Able to think with equanimity, like, wow this is as classic a test as any! #INDvAUS
Is 340 AM too late for the first drink of the night or too early for the first drink of the day? Asking for a friend. #INDvAUS#36allout
Almost made it to the end of the semester without a single student getting covid. Almost. 😑😑
One of the most driven, dedicated students I've seen. She's like even if not paper how about zoom? 😳😳 I'm like, daheck? Go rest! Forget the analysis!
Never tell me GenZ is lazy.
I told her to forget course work. Final grade will be based on everything else she's done so far and it's all A. She should set up a call next month or so to show me the analysis. And you can bet she will. She's one of those genuine learning students, not A chasing ones.
Last time she took a course of mine, she took my "if any of you want to pursue marketing analytics further, my door is always open even after the course" to heart and would frequently show up with another such student to discuss analytics for a start-up idea they had.