Thread by @textfiles

This was terrible game design. But I squeezed some lemonade out of it. I'll explain

Call of Duty Warzone added a new map, "Rebirth Island". It's a new battle royale island, which is great, but it's very, very small. Super small, actually. They even know this because they currently only have about 50 people on it max.

To "celebrate", they added an "event" with about 15 "achievements" so you could win themed watches, patches, the usual. One of them was that achievement, "BRB", which is "Pilot a Vehicle on the Island for 20 Minutes".

Problems are multiple. First - the island is super small - you have to drive in circles around very tight turns. Also: It's a small space so EVERYBODY shoots at you because they HATE you because you're a jerk in a vehicle on a small island. You're just spreading anger.

So it sucks for everybody.

Luckily, I discovered I could play a new mode of Call Of Duty Warzone I have entitled SURPRISE JEEP.

SURPRISE JEEP makes for an interesting game where you THINK you're playing battle royale but nah, there's a jeep in your face.

And don't worry. SURPRISE JEEP fits EVERYWHERE. Call of Duty plays one second of the other player's headset sounds when you hit them. It is not pretty.

Anyway, to get this achievement I had to essentially ruin other people's games and act like a griefer, which is not cool, people.

But I got to bring back one case of REVENGE WHIRLYMURDER. So what do I know