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28 Dec, 8 tweets, 2 min read
BH Chuuya makes a tiktok and his first video is one of those “why me and Shuuji will never fight over guys; Shuuji’s type: me (pictures of Chuuya). My type: his dad (pictures of Dazai)”
Chuuya also makes Dazai do one of those dances

Dazai: I’m not doing the stupid dance.
Chuuya, offscreen: do it or I won’t kiss you at all for 12 hours
Dazai:
C: 16 hours
D: tou know they outlawed cruel and unusual punishment—
C: 24 hours
D: FINE FINE IM DOING IT
Chuuya also makes one of those glo up videos with Yoko as a floppy, fluffy puppy and the best drops and it turns into a video of her taking down oda in full bite training gear
*sad music* Chuuya: how I got over my shitty, toxic, emotionally abusive ex.....

Chuuya: 🤪 I married his dad!!!!!! I step-son’d that mf now he asks me for lunch money
Chuuua, off cam: okay so my husband has a important work call so I’m gonna walk in on him naked and see what he does *walks in on Dazai, who stops mid-sentence, eyes wide, mouth open, looking like he got hit over the head*

The last scene is Dazai swooping down to pick him up
Also the idea of Chuuya doing those obnoxiously luxurious house tours/car tours/get ready with me’s ? Yes. Baby DESERVES it
Dazai, when he sees Chuuya posting another tiktok: I’d like to remind you that I AM an international criminal

Chuuya: 🙄 how often do you think the govt checks tiktok

Dazai: well, after you put me in that maid costume, I’d be offended if they DIDNT check often
How the maid thing went:

Dazai: u want me to wear that

Chuuya: yes.

Dazai: .....u know I’m gonna get you back for this, right?

Chuuya: yeah yeah, I’ll wear the schoolgirl costume or whatever PUT IT ON

Dazai: the things I do for you 😐

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