BH Chuuya makes a tiktok and his first video is one of those “why me and Shuuji will never fight over guys; Shuuji’s type: me (pictures of Chuuya). My type: his dad (pictures of Dazai)”
Chuuya also makes Dazai do one of those dances
Dazai: I’m not doing the stupid dance.
Chuuya, offscreen: do it or I won’t kiss you at all for 12 hours
Dazai:
C: 16 hours
D: tou know they outlawed cruel and unusual punishment—
C: 24 hours
D: FINE FINE IM DOING IT
Chuuya also makes one of those glo up videos with Yoko as a floppy, fluffy puppy and the best drops and it turns into a video of her taking down oda in full bite training gear
*sad music* Chuuya: how I got over my shitty, toxic, emotionally abusive ex.....
Chuuya: 🤪 I married his dad!!!!!! I step-son’d that mf now he asks me for lunch money
Chuuua, off cam: okay so my husband has a important work call so I’m gonna walk in on him naked and see what he does *walks in on Dazai, who stops mid-sentence, eyes wide, mouth open, looking like he got hit over the head*
The last scene is Dazai swooping down to pick him up
Also the idea of Chuuya doing those obnoxiously luxurious house tours/car tours/get ready with me’s ? Yes. Baby DESERVES it
Dazai, when he sees Chuuya posting another tiktok: I’d like to remind you that I AM an international criminal
Chuuya: 🙄 how often do you think the govt checks tiktok
Dazai: well, after you put me in that maid costume, I’d be offended if they DIDNT check often
How the maid thing went:
Dazai: u want me to wear that
Chuuya: yes.
Dazai: .....u know I’m gonna get you back for this, right?
Chuuya: yeah yeah, I’ll wear the schoolgirl costume or whatever PUT IT ON
Dazai: the things I do for you 😐
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"--and don't start any fights, okay? You're not a kid anymore, colleges take that sort of thing /seriously."
Chuuya winces, wishing his father wasn't so /loud./ He really didn't want to be known as the 'kid who started fights', especially when he didn't know anyone at Keio +
University yet. He didn't want to /start/ with a bad reputation.
But, given that his father is on speaker phone (because Chuuya only has two hands, and they're currently very busy holding one of his moving boxes), and there's two other people in the hallway, now staring at him+
oddly -- it might be too little too late.
Chuuya pushes the stairwell door open with his hip, rolling his eyes. "I won't, Dad."
For the record -- Chuuya didn't start fights. He /finished/ them. Everyone who ever got in a fight with him deserved it in some way.
Chuuya has a theory that rich people mirrors are built differently. Because all the mirror selfie’s he takes in his dorm room or in the bathrooms at clubs—
They’re /okay/. Decent, even, because he knows his angles and how to look good, but there’s always an undercurrent of +
trashy to them. Like it didn’t matter how nice he looked or posed, it always could be /better/.
Now, that might have to do with the fact that the background in /those/ photos were dirty bathrooms or his almost-messy dorm room.
/Dazai’s/ mirror though, is floor length and +
beautifully plain. And the backdrop is Dazai’s bed, giant and sleek and /clearly/ expensive. Or if Chuuya tilts the mirror slightly, he can get some of the marbled bathroom in the picture.
Really, it’s just the sheer oozing wealth that elevates every picture that he takes and +
Dom Dazai who has a corruption kink. He likes seeing sweet, innocent subs turn into messy addicts in the palm of his hand. So when he sees Chuuya—sweet, homeschooled, sheltered, easily manipulated, so naïve he doesn’t even know what “sub” means— he begins to /plan/.
And really, he thinks he should feel /bad/— but Chuuya has had years of martial arts training so he doesn’t consider anyone a threat, and on top of that he’s /stupidly/ trusting. Dazai is only a few years older, but Chuuya looks at him like he hung the moon, and it’s..delicious.
Dazai starts small. The biggest projects start in the smallest steps, and Dazai needs this to go /perfectly/. Every detail is important.
He starts by buying Chuuya coffee every day. He speaks to the owner of the cafe, tells him that Chuuya’s order, no matter how expensive, will+