Thread by @TinheadNed

Alright, let's do #thereandsnackagain

"look if we're watching a film about a ring you can at least remember your wedding ring" says wife

Oh yes and we have already started 15m late. Go us.

Cake at 8am for Bilbo's party #thereandsnackagain

And time for tea. Already fancying that cheese.

Pippin is having an apple and were already wondering what our maximum limit on apple's is #thereandsnackagain

Keep it secret, keep it safe!

Should confess at this point we're not as hardcore as @FrogCroakley - I'm drinking chai and wife is on coffee. and we have Christmas cake instead of birthday cake. Forgive our sins!

On the other hand, we are drinking cider at 0830...

Morrrrrrrdorrrrrrr

Unscripted fryup by Sam and frodo and we both shout SHIT but it's okay they look at some elves instead #thereandsnackagain

This, my friends is called a pint #thereandsnackagain

Oh yeah Strider is Irish for a bit

What about second breakfast?

Current status

May have eaten too much

Frodo has woken in rivendell so I've had a shower. Doesn't solve the food baby problem

Fuck off Merry, we're not having another apple

And my axe

Turns out we have the remains of the fryup already 😭🥓🥓

They have a cave troll

Yoooooooouu shall not paaaaasssss (also sheldonstore.com/products/sheld… )

Lembas finally! #thereandsnackagain Welsh cakes for me, tablet for GF wife

Getting to the end of fellowship (and a grateful gap in #thereandsnackagain) and samwise is getting in the boat while we discuss when Sean cuts his foot open

Ribs are in, dishwasher done. More booze #thereandsnackagain

Oh and more lembas bread

Wife did not like her medicine (cherry brandy instead of aperol upon reflection @Dadlywritten )

Yessss it'ssssss wormtongue

Meat is back on the menu!

Had our entish draughts, now we're in fangorn

Cheese and soup at Edoras. And the potatoes are cooking...

Taters, cooked three ways... #thereandsnackagain

It's time for Eowyn's fish stew and to quote my wife "OH GOD I DON'T THINK I CAN DO IT"

🤢managed some

Helm's Deep and I'll say one thing for it, they don't eat anything. Even if they have seen too many winters.

Or too few.

Isengard is flooded so, as is decreed, we're having herbal tea #thereandsnackagain

Return of the King and also the trout for smeagol's fish

Feasting in Isengard

TO THE VICTORIOUS DEAD #thereandsnackagain

DENETHOR TIME

Oh and Share The Loooooad. Might eat some more lembas bread. No wait I'll die

Also once you can spot Peter Jackson's kids they're everywhere. Presumably they're through uni by now 🤔

Minas Tirith is under attack and nobody's eating anything. Bliss

Mmm snack for Grond?

Toblerone count?

13 hours in and frodo is pulling his O face AGAIN

RIDE RIIIDE RIIIIIDE THEODEN KING
FORTH EORLINGAS

For some reason the Mouth of Sauron is just really cool. And at this point I have literally forgotten the taste of strawberries #thereandsnackagain

For Frodo and our 🍓

Meanwhile...

Frodo is safe and the end is in sight. My neck is killing me. And my stomach

"My friends, you bow to noone". Wife is crying.

It's not exactly a hit take but I think merry and pippin are a much stronger gay couple than Sam and frodo. They cry at each other much more when they get split up

OH LOOK PETER JACKSONS KIDS ARE AT THE WEDDING

Love that Sam gets Rosie and Frodo, Merry and Pippin have a good laugh at the thought of kissing girls

Shit almost forgot the final #thereandsnackagain cake for Sam's wedding

Oh god finally done with #thereandsnackagain. That was an epic experience that has definitely improved this odd festive period, thanks @FrogCroakley. Finished before 2021 too!

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