.@scottjshapiro, who has only fewer than eight as many Twitter followers as I have, just gave an important Powerpoint presentation of his New Year's resolutions.
@Klonick is above having New Year's resolutions.
I have three:
(1) Always to mention how many more ...
...Twitter followers people (particularly repulsive people) have than @scottjshapiro.
(2) Never to mention @HawleyMO's name without reminding people that he sought to overturn a clear presidential election result.
And (3) To stop pretending that all Covid victim deaths...
...are equally tragic. There are innocent victims of Covid are very non-innocent victims. I mean to start distinguishing very actively between the two. Don't @ me. Or do. I don't care.
Yeah, I know there's a garble in the first tweet in this thread--it should say that @scottjshapiro has less than an eighth as many Twitter followers as I have. SO there.

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19 Dec 20
Just received a clever phishing attack I have never seen before: a text message purporting to be from DHL with a tracking number for a package allegedly on its way to me. When you click on the link to track the package, it takes you to what purports to be an @Amazon promotion.
This, in turn, asks you to answer four poll questions to be eligible for a drawing. I did not respond to any of the questions, so I don’t know what info it’s ultimately phishing for.
But the actual @DHL site has no record of the package number in question, so I’m confident that it’s a fraud of some kind. If you get routed to a URL that purports to be from @amazon, be sure that it actually is. And specifically, be careful of this URL: amazonreward.club.
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16 Dec 20
Because Joe Biden hasn’t fired the FBI director over the investigation and boasted to a adversary foreign minister that he relieved pressure on himself by doing so?
Because there’s no reason to think the Justice Department under Barr and Trump will go easy on Hunter Biden?
Because Joe Biden’s government and campaign are not littered with people with untoward relationships with hostile foreign powers who lie about it when questioned?
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14 Dec 20
Trump's winning!

(For those who are total morons, this is a joke)
nytimes.com/interactive/20… Image
Trump’s lead grows in absolute terms but shrinks in relative terms. How can that be, @JSEllenberg? How can you get further ahead and have a smaller percentage? Fraud!!! Image
And Biden has taken the lead!
A huge dump just came in from Georgia and elsewhere. I mean, Trump had it won! People, and they just found these votes...in Georgia! Image
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13 Dec 20
Whom are you most excited to see out of government:
Let’s add a second bracket entry, the winner of which will compete against the winner in tweet #1:
Heat #3:
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10 Dec 20
Ok, it being 1:30 and @Klonick and my not having a guest yet for @inlieuoffunshow, I declare it a #GuestsGoneWild day. In my next tweet, I will tag some key members of the audience. They will respond with some prior guests they would like the bring back.
The first bagged guest will name some other guest he or she wants to talk to. And we'll see what happens. Here we go....
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9 Dec 20
As this idea seems to be taking off, let me say a few words about Merrick Garland as a potential AG, a subject about which I have a lot of thoughts.
First, I floated this idea some time back, before the election, because Garland struck me as precisely the type of person Biden should want running the Justice Department. He has unusually deep experience the the department.
He is also, critically, as close as we have in this day and age to a figure who is actually above politics. Despite what Mitch McConnell did wth his nomination, he the subject of pretty universal admiration among his colleagues on the D.C. Circuit.
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