Bathroom sink is draining slow, but has one of those unremovable stoppers. I have purchased something called a Drain Weasel and I’m going in. Image
HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD
Okay. No pics. Just imagine chunks of solidified dark chocolate pudding threaded with hair, being slowly coaxed up by a giant pipe cleaner.
After eight scrapings, cleaning the pipe cleaner thoroughly after each one, I have stopped bringing up significant chunks of Lovecraftian horror.
Not so much hair in this one, mostly black gelatinous sludge. If I tried this in the shower, I would probably need a lie down after.
Sink now drains faster than a steaming locomotive. Hell now holds no terror for me. Mixed bag, really.

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Okay, this may take a minute.
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