Thread by @dakotateske

HELLO BACH NATION AND WELCOME TO DAK’S FIRST IMPRESSIONS: MATT JAMES EDITION 🌹

first off i would just like to note that the diversity we’re about to see is LONG overdue and i’m glad abc is finally getting their heads out of their asses

LET’S GET INTO IT 🌹🌹

abigail: pacific northwest hipster, loves her family and loves to have fun; we all like to have fun abigail 7/10

alana: skipped college to move to europe, a regular at local wineries; she’s living my dream life 10/10

alicia: pro ballerina in NYC; look you gotta basically kill yourself to get a spot like that, this woman has DRIVE 10/10

amber: single mom, loves animals, simp for matt james 4/10

anna: wants to write hallmark movies, likes puzzles and is a gemini... 😬 i’d still go to half apps with her tho 6/10

bri: raised by TWO generations of badass women, believes in hard work, loves the outdoors, brunch, and sushi 10/10

carolyn: is not like other girls 2/10

casandra: drake wrote the “sweatpants hair tied chillin with no makeup on” line ab her, ps don’t steal her food 8/10

chelsea: can smize like there’s no tomorrow, duolingo queen 9/10 i think she’s going to be fun

corrinne: thinks men are plants, disney adult.. 1/10

emani: uptight, needs all the ducks in the row at all times, doesn’t want to be beyoncé :( 2/10

illeana: entrepreneur, uses the same toilet as her cat, can ice skate circles around me 5/10

jessenia: pageant queen, texas forever baby, love language is def quality time 4/10

kaili: runs thru sand for fun? doesn’t take herself too seriously 4/10

katie: mega high standards, dislikes gamers and guys who can’t read signals 2/10

khaylah: loves rihanna, giving back to her community, glamping > camping 8/10

kimberly: just a ray of sunshine who hates cats, hates foot fetishes, and hates cemeteries 2/10

kit: only 21, can surf in heels?!?! hates flip flops on guys and i agree 100%
6/10 just bc she’s so young

kristin: loves PDA, prefers pink roses over red ones, she’s the fun friend 8/10

lauren: is in a book club with her friends, loves christmas, and having a family in the future is v important 10/10

magi: optimist, loves history, runs a nonprofit 9/10

mari: pageant queen, loves working from home, bad singer but does not care 9/10

marylynn: disney adult, adopt don’t shop, wants to get rid of all single use plastic, eco-conscious queen! 9/10

mj: outdoorsy, loves boosting up other people 8/10

pieper: car girl, wants to stay independent, does not like picnics 5/10

rachael: loves charcuterie, is organized, has mild road rage 7/10

saneh: has been swimming with sharks, done yoga at red rocks, and ran a marathon at 16 years old 9/10

sarah: wants to be 1/2 of a power couple, wants to give back to underprivileged kids, can fire dance 7/10

serena c: embarrassed by birthdays, loves a good fit check, bottomless mimosas forever 9/10

serena p: age doesn’t matter, loves basketball, gets hangry 8/10

sydney: opinionated, creeped out by amusement parks, loves twilight, allergic to avocados 5/10

victoria: calls herself queen victoria, hates mess, health and beauty entrepreneur 5/10

i love so many of these ladies already and i am so excited to watch this season

after much deliberation, my first impression rose is going to....
LAUREN 🌹🌹🌹

i am obsessed with her already LETS GOOOOOO #thebachelor

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