HELLO BACH NATION AND WELCOME TO DAK’S FIRST IMPRESSIONS: MATT JAMES EDITION 🌹
first off i would just like to note that the diversity we’re about to see is LONG overdue and i’m glad abc is finally getting their heads out of their asses

LET’S GET INTO IT 🌹🌹
abigail: pacific northwest hipster, loves her family and loves to have fun; we all like to have fun abigail 7/10 Image
alana: skipped college to move to europe, a regular at local wineries; she’s living my dream life 10/10 Image
alicia: pro ballerina in NYC; look you gotta basically kill yourself to get a spot like that, this woman has DRIVE 10/10 Image
amber: single mom, loves animals, simp for matt james 4/10 Image
anna: wants to write hallmark movies, likes puzzles and is a gemini... 😬 i’d still go to half apps with her tho 6/10 Image
bri: raised by TWO generations of badass women, believes in hard work, loves the outdoors, brunch, and sushi 10/10 Image
carolyn: is not like other girls 2/10 Image
casandra: drake wrote the “sweatpants hair tied chillin with no makeup on” line ab her, ps don’t steal her food 8/10 Image
chelsea: can smize like there’s no tomorrow, duolingo queen 9/10 i think she’s going to be fun Image
corrinne: thinks men are plants, disney adult.. 1/10 Image
emani: uptight, needs all the ducks in the row at all times, doesn’t want to be beyoncé :( 2/10 Image
illeana: entrepreneur, uses the same toilet as her cat, can ice skate circles around me 5/10 Image
jessenia: pageant queen, texas forever baby, love language is def quality time 4/10 Image
kaili: runs thru sand for fun? doesn’t take herself too seriously 4/10 Image
katie: mega high standards, dislikes gamers and guys who can’t read signals 2/10 Image
khaylah: loves rihanna, giving back to her community, glamping > camping 8/10 Image
kimberly: just a ray of sunshine who hates cats, hates foot fetishes, and hates cemeteries 2/10 Image
kit: only 21, can surf in heels?!?! hates flip flops on guys and i agree 100%
6/10 just bc she’s so young Image
kristin: loves PDA, prefers pink roses over red ones, she’s the fun friend 8/10 Image
lauren: is in a book club with her friends, loves christmas, and having a family in the future is v important 10/10 Image
magi: optimist, loves history, runs a nonprofit 9/10 Image
mari: pageant queen, loves working from home, bad singer but does not care 9/10 Image
marylynn: disney adult, adopt don’t shop, wants to get rid of all single use plastic, eco-conscious queen! 9/10 Image
mj: outdoorsy, loves boosting up other people 8/10 Image
pieper: car girl, wants to stay independent, does not like picnics 5/10 Image
rachael: loves charcuterie, is organized, has mild road rage 7/10 Image
saneh: has been swimming with sharks, done yoga at red rocks, and ran a marathon at 16 years old 9/10 Image
sarah: wants to be 1/2 of a power couple, wants to give back to underprivileged kids, can fire dance 7/10 Image
serena c: embarrassed by birthdays, loves a good fit check, bottomless mimosas forever 9/10 Image
serena p: age doesn’t matter, loves basketball, gets hangry 8/10 Image
sydney: opinionated, creeped out by amusement parks, loves twilight, allergic to avocados 5/10 Image
victoria: calls herself queen victoria, hates mess, health and beauty entrepreneur 5/10 Image
i love so many of these ladies already and i am so excited to watch this season
after much deliberation, my first impression rose is going to....
LAUREN 🌹🌹🌹

i am obsessed with her already LETS GOOOOOO #thebachelor

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