The whole crowd looks like they’re rethinking their life choices right now. Donny boy is quoting a quarter century old movie that most of the kids in the audience weren’t even alive for when it was in the theater. Predictably, no one laughed.
What the fuck is he even talking about, and how much coke do you have to do first to sound like this?
I swear to God, I’m about to lose my fucking mind.
Please listen to this interview, close your eyes, lean back, and imagine what David Bowie would have to say about Donald Trump using his music.
[internal screaming]
If I had my way, Aaron would never have to pay for a drink or meal again in his life. Bless him for making these clips, because my brain is leaking out of my ears just listening to this rally.

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