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Cocaine stars - proudly presented to you by Minas Gerais Military Police

If it wasn't for Paraná Military Police, the War on Drugs would be lost

The Bob Ross Show - The War on Drugs Edition

Arresting a bird - a great opportunity to show off your badges

3-D Cocaine stars - Minas Gerais Military Police take drug bust photo-op art to the next level

When you want to compete with other police departments but your writing skills aren't that great

The War on Drugs version of the Tower of Babel

Paraíba Police raising the bar in drug bust artwork

Brazil's elite strike force in the War on Drugs: the 8th Batallion of Goiás Military Police

Brazilian police having fun with Cocaine

Brazilian police officers are proud of their Lego wall

Polícia sem freio
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Polícia prende traficante vacinado

Winning the War on Drugs - and being proud of it

Lining up the suspects

The drug kingpin arrested for this incredible amount of marijuana "can expect a prison sentence of up to 15 years"
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Brazil's police forces - once again the clear favourite to win the annual @JENGA World Cup

The judges have decided that Goiás Military Police are not allowed to represent Brazil in this year's Jenga World Cup

Goiás police present the flags of the World. Today: Venezuela

Brazil's police are very succesful in the War on Flip-Flops

D.R.E.

The War on Drugs might be lost, but the War on Wigs has only just begun

The drug artwork of Brazil's Federal Police deserves to be shown at the Museum of Modern Art

Rio de Janeiro police promoting Brazil's agribusiness
#BrazilByBrasil

- We found drugs! And a turtle!

- Great, ask her to hold our badge!

São Paulo police have arrested a living room

Look closely and admire this masterpiece of static engineering by Rio Grande do Sul's police

Eradicating drug trafficking: Minas Gerais Military Police seize "15 marijuana plants"

Amazonas Police reinterpret Paul Cézanne's "Still Life with Onions"

Brazilian police forces offer a dedicated career track for Creative Writing

Paraná Military Police - the smiling face of the War on Drugs

Minas Gerais Military Police went grocery shopping

Proudly presenting another big crackdown against the transnational drug trade

Cigarette staircase design by Paraná Military Police

Amazing details in this carefully arranged still life by the Federal District's Military Police - bonus points for the marijuana leafs placed in between other objects

The @FT are looking for a new corporate logo, and Brazilian police forces' graphic design departments are frantically sending in their applications

The Jenga wizards of @pmmg190 strike again

Rio's Military Police make sure the drugs don't run away by holding them at gunpoint

Being the top dog

Police dogs❤️guns

The golden rule of the War on Drugs: always keep your hand on the gun in case the delinquent tries to escape

The Daltons

Art. Pure and simple.

Creative arts with credit cards

Tackling transnational organised crime by seizing a plant and the equivalent of 5€ #PodeConfiarPMESP

Money has never looked more beautiful

(*Bonus points for the rubbish bin that really ties the room together*)

Rio Grande do Sul police try to discover the hidden meaning of Yin-Yang - but end up with Pac-Man

Quite a catch

Feeling proud about your artwork

Give Brazilian police a fish and they will stage a photo op. Teach Brazilian police to fish and they will stage photo-ops for a lifetime

Brick by brick, Paraná military police are building a house

Arresting a car battery

Drug-sniffing dogs hooked up on drugs

Brazilian drug-sniffing dogs are now also responsible for the photo op artwork. Well done!

Top left: a fried egg made of Cocaine

Emojis for the War on Drugs

Amazonas Military Police proudly present: the Money Smiley

Rio Grande do Sul's Brigada Militar once again proves that drugs enhance creativity 💀💀💀

São Paulo police finding beauty in the small things

Nutella Livre! Free Nutella!

Amazonas police present another exhibit of the great heroic and national art of bullet typography

Police posing for selfies: an underappreciated genre of drug bust photo-op art

Dressing up for yet another celebration of Victory against Drugs

Still life with plant
Artist: @pmmg190
Oil on Canvas, 2021

Unknown heroes of Brazil's War on Drugs: Paraná Civil Police Delegado Bradock

Four brave policemen winning yet another decisive battle in the War on Drugs

8 bit pixel drug bust art

Simple but beautiful

Building a bridge

Paraná Military Police getting ready for tea time

Proudly presenting Brazil's largest drug plantation

It took a real team effort to arrest Brazil's most dangerous criminal

The curious case of the Rio military police battalion whose Rock-Paper-Scissors tournaments always end in a draw

Minas Gerais Military Police boldly putting pyramids where no pyramid has been put before

The War on Drugs ends once all drugs are run over by a police car

Defeating organised crime groups by seizing their funds

Countering traffic sign trafficking

Rare behind-the-scenes footage of drug bust photo op master at work

Following their smash hit "Cocaine Stars", Minas Gerais Military Police now proudly present: "Cocaine Centipedes"

Harvesting your christmas tree in February

Arresting a notorious salami dealer

Heroes of the War on Drugs proudly present the spoils of another hard-fought battle

Overexcited by drugs

The famous Altar for Sacrificial Offerings of Cocaine

Bricklayers contemplating the result of a hard day's work

Brilliant drug bust cinematography.
Bonus points for the photoshopped "P" in Police

Paraná police opening a pack of @SmartiesUKI

It takes a village to raise a child, but it only takes five police officers to build a Jenga tower

Rio Grande do Sul Police reinterpret Inca architecture

Celebrating the delivery of a new TV Set

Crack and Cocaine - The pinnacle of modern floor design at this São Paulo police station

Icons of Gardening - São Paulo Military Police

Designer Sofa "Blitz"
Special Offer: R$ 600, now available at Casas Bahia

Teamwork

Drug bust photo op in tribute to Mad Max

Winning the War on Drugs with Motorcycle Cops

São Paulo military police display their loot after dismantling a notorious gang of beverage dealers

Hitting transnational drug trafficking where it hurts

Mato Grosso do Sul Military Police fight body odour

Cocaine Fans - handcrafted by Brigada Militar Porto Alegre

A masterpiece of brick weed architecture

Police playing a game of outdoor Tetris

Goiás Military Police would be awesome landscape architects

Minas Gerais Military Police getting ready to do the laundry

Celebrating the arrest of a notorious Coke dealer

Mark my words: aerial footage will completely revolutionise drug bust photo op art once Brazilian police departments get their hands on camera drones

Taking dangerous criminals off the streets

'Keep your hand on your gun and shoot if it tries to run away!' - 'Yes, sir!'

Motorcycle Cops winning the War on Drugs, pt. 2

Tocantins Military Police recreating icons of South London architecture

Rio police drug bust photo op celebrating an icon of São Paulo's architecture

The Policemen who stare at Goats

Carefully assembling the artwork

Arresting a drug lord

h/t @MaurilioBarbosa

Showing off what you learned at the artisan's workshop

Another massive drug bust in Minas Gerais

When you feel like you've just arrested Pablo Escobar

The War on Drugs is lost, the War on Tools has only just begun

When your job allows you to cosplay as a B-Movie Cop

The marijuana bust of the century

Efficiently locking up the most evil gangsters

Born to be Wild

Marvellous artwork

True drug warriors are always ready to pull the trigger

Having a few drinks at the police station

Minas Gerais Military Police have no mercy for peppermint growers

The incredible things you can do using Cocaine

Tropa de Elite

Drug bust as performance art - Egg surprise edition
(via @dianaflott)

When police are getting ecstatic about the latest ecstasy shipment

In Brazil, banning masks means winning the War on Drugs

Minas Gerais police arrest wearer of this face mask for "inciting crime" otempo.com.br/mobile/cidades…
via @haroldcaetano

The Drug War Sherrifs of Minas Gerais strike again

Jenga Champions League Winners

Exhausted but proud after a long day of harvesting

Just another victory against drug trafficking

The War on Eggs doesn't take a vacation over Easter

Arresting drug lords and taking away their money

When Brazilian police feel like posing for Hip-Hop album covers

Pyramids and Drugs and Toilet Roll

Spliffer dog

Blending drug bust photo op art with Nouvelle Cuisine food presentation

Black Panther

Winning the war on drugs, crop by crop

Cocaine sea urchins swimming in the sea

Smile! You're on camera*

*Brazilian police sniffer dogs are sniffing too much

Successfully concluding a high-speed chase

A lavish salad buffet

Kings of Geometry

Dismantling a drug cartel

Minas Gerais Military Police playing The Wheel of Fortune

The Plant Whisperer

São Paulo's Military Police is world-renowned for its artesanal Cocaine Shells

Planting a tree

Paraná Military Police showing their love for the badge

Winning the War on Shampoo

São Paulo - home of Brazil's most powerful criminal group and Brazil's largest drug busts

C.R.E.A.M. (Cash Rules Everything Around Me) - Paraná Military Police Remix

A new instalment of Brazil's hit series "Police seizures that hit drug traffickers where it hurts"

Protecting your city means shooting at your city

Casually aiming a gun at your comrade's private parts

Organised crime in São Gonçalo will never recover after this major drug bust

via @gduvivier

Letting your rifle snort some Cocaine

Proudly obstructing traffic

Game of Thrones in Paraná

Sniffer dogs get excited after tasting sweet success

Stopping #420day celebrations once and for all

Winning the War on Drugs?
You can do it!
💪💪💪

Playing with Lego

Drug busts so big they deserve close up footage
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Rio military police declaring all-out war on drugs
#SemTrégua

Photoshop is the mineiro police officer's friend when they haven't got a pyramid at hand

Setting up a game of chess

A Perfect Circle

Committed to writing

Santa Catarina Military Police - The Yardstick for Success in the War on Drugs

Transnational drug traffickers better not mess with Rio's 10th Military Police Battalion

Proudly displaying the chocolate seized in Operation "Chocolate with Chili Pepper" (and yes, this police operation received its own name)
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Victory in the War on Drugs will not be televised, because you'd need a microscope

Making an arrest

The War on Pugs

Minas Gerais Military Police took a stroll through the deep dark wood.
Minas Gerais Military Police found some plants and the photo op looked good.

Forget Egypt! Minas Gerais offers even greater views of Pyramids at sunset than Giza

Celebrating the arrest of a pug kingpin
#TheWarOnPugs

In cinemas soon:
Elite Squad 3 - The Plant is Our Enemy
Director: José Padilha

Arranging a bouquet of flowers

When cocaine enhances your creativity

The pupils proudly present their group work at the school's art show

On a dangerous mission to root out evil

Finding beauty in small things

The A-Team fighting drugs

Marihuana bust by Minas Gerais Police is celebrated by its dedicated Street Art Division

Building a bus shelter for pyramids

Making artisan furniture

The Drug War Champions League winners present the trophy to their fans

Icons of horticulture

Mesmerizing cocaine art

Celebrating another major blow against drug trafficking

Paraíba police have prepared a delicious meal

Getting ready to compete in The Great Brazilian Bake Off

When local police departments in Minas Gerais mess up their drug bust photo ops, the Design Quick Reaction Force arrives by helicopter and intervenes

Discovering a large group of Cocaine Spiders

Arresting a drug mule

Raiding a florist

The key to success in the War on Drugs

Paraíba military police special forces have arrested a dangerous drug lord

Seizing bucketloads of drugs

Winning the War on Drugs

MT Imports Centro Automotivo proudly presents:

The Gardening Competition of Minas Gerais Military Police 2021

Making sure they don't run away again

Prato Feito

Praising his organically grown plants at the farmers' market

Getting a meal deal for lunch

The Men in Blue are proud of what they do

There's a devastating drought in Minas Gerais

Lining up the usual suspects

🎶Cocaine bag writer (Cocaine bag writer)
It's a thousand pages, give or take a few
I'll be writing more in a week or two
I could make it longer if you like the style
I can change it 'round
And I wanna be a Cocaine bag writer
Cocaine bag writer🎶

Brazil's Federal Police arrest a group of Panettone and escalate diplomatic row with Italy

Intercepting a drug dealer's flying carpet

Mato Grosso do Sul police proudly present their new toy car

Performing a Haka after winning the War on Drugs

Tactical Minimalism - the new trend in drug bust photo-ops

Find out if you're colour blind with São Paulo police

True giants of the War on Drugs

Creating a drug-free Paraná

Paw Patrol

"Don't move or I'll shoot"

Hunting down a plant

Spectacular intelligence-led policing leads to major drug bust in Santa Catarina

Drug bust photo-op designer is the highest paid job in Minas Gerais

"Two drug lords arrested by Brazil's Federal Police weep as they take a last look at their money". Oil on Canvas, 2021

The Drug Trade dies in Darkness

Brazilian police forces typically celebrate their biggest drug busts with an elaborate light show

Cleaning up the leftovers from the War on Drugs

Dismantling Minas Gerais' biggest drug cartel

The winners of the police station's growing contest proudly present their plants

São Paulo police are getting ready for a party

The Eagle has landed

Brazilian drug bust photo-op art deserves its own room in the @MuseeLouvre

Paraná police give drugs the boot

Drug War - The Board Game™. For fans of Risk, Monopoly, and Stratego. In stores June 2021

Winning the War on Drugs, crumb by crumb

Find yourself someone who looks at you the way Rio police officers look at the drug bust of the century

A Rio police station celebrates the delivery of new TV sets and coffee machines in style

Keeping Brasília safe and making sure that Planalto Palace remains drug-free

A couple of Amstel cans share one last kiss before being thrown into prison

When you're seizing the sort of thing you usually glorify in your logo

Arresting a drug kingpin and seizing his assets

Catching an extraterrestrial drug dealer

Brazil's national Jenga Team celebrate the 50th anniversary of the War on Drugs

Ending a long day of patrolling with a decisive victory against drug trafficking

Sapiranga police are widely known for producing the finest brickwork in Brazil

Paraná police proudly present the ancient art of manual typesetting

Mato Grosso police have not forgot about DRE

Paraná police love pills

Minas Gerais Military Police bring drug trafficking to its knees

Ecstasy Snake on the loose

Winnie might lose his Disney job after being caught with crack

Minas Gerais Military Police are famous for their delicious Churrasco

Pills aren't feeling cool in Rio Grande do Sul

Minas Gerais Military Police - the undisputed champions of the War on Drugs

The iron rule of Brazilian police:

Setting up a drug bust photo-up shall always require significantly more time than the preparation of the drug bust itself

Chapecó police are proudly sharing a Dic-Pc

Spectacular aerial view of São Paulo

Looking forward to some special dog treats

São Paulo police are supporting Italy today
#ITAAUT #EURO2020

The Agony and the Ecstasy of Orthography

This is the way the Drug War ends. Not with a bang but a tiny plant basking in the São Paulo sunshine

Bringing down the monarchy

The Punisher and his crew are winning the War on Drugs

Preparing an omelette

Brazil's army discovers the country's largest drug farm and arrests three cartel kingpins

Piauí police successfully conclude another very important operation against international drug trafficking

Minas Gerais Military Police - The Rock Stars of the War on Drugs

Drying some mint leaves

Crime ocorre nada acontece Feijoada

Paraná police are proudly displaying their impressive collection of coins

Seizing a battlecruiser in the streets of Juiz de Fora

via @mirellabbrito & @profissamador

São Paulo police with back-to-back record drug busts

Minas Gerais police strictly enforce the state-wide Nutella prohibition

Proudly winning the title of "Gardener of the Year"

Protecting the good citizens of Minas Gerais

Arresting a drug lord

Taking Cocaine Artwork to the next level

Fighting the sugar epidemic

Minas Gerais Military Police - keeping you safe since 1775

Guerreiros da Selva

"Nothing goes unpunished"

Seizing liquorice: Espírito Santo police heroically save the population from a vicious attack on their taste buds

Discovering a massive drug plantation and arresting its employees

Drugs have finally lost the War on Drugs

Arresting a drug trafficker

Minas Gerais Military Police - once again the glorious winner of the annual Cannabis Cup growing competition

Minas Gerais police can cross "Winning the Drug War" off their bucket list

"The plant was taken to the police station" - Santa Catarina police with a heavy strike against organised crime

Creating a drug-free São Paulo

Taking skull design to the next level

Arresting a cartel leader

Just like most people, Minas Gerais police don't like Bono

The most notorious drug lord of Manaus has finally been arrested

Icons of the Drug War

The Municipal Guard of Americana send a shoutout to #RStats

When you clean up the police station and find some dirt under the table

Drug czar Don Pluto arrested in Minas Gerais

Cocaine stars shine brightest in Minas Gerais

+++BREAKING NEWS+++BREAKING NEWS+++
Brazil declares victory in the War on Drugs. We're now going live to see footage of the decisive drug bust

Policing is their job, gardening their passion

Arresting a tree

PCPR - Grandmasters of Minimalism

When you're looking for a flower vase

Gunslingers of Amazonas

Discovering a high-end drug plantation

The War against Kinder Surprise

Treating citizens with respect - a key feature of policing in Brazil

Trying to create a Crack-Cocaine Venn diagram

Keeping a close eye on the suspects

Bahia police offer decent jobs for flower arrangers

And the winner of the War on Drugs is... Brazilian drug bust photo-op design

When you really love your job

Running a pyramid scheme

The bottles! The bottles!

Brazilian police like to use cocaine when they are learning roman numerals

Showing off your impressive cocaine starfish collection

Organised crime will now face an acute shortage of funds

Taking part in the annual "Arts & Crafts with Cocaine" competition

Brazil's War on Nutella is getting serious

Finding and arresting a drug lord

Celebrating the glorious arrest of a phone

Minas Gerais. The home of simply outstanding drug bust photo-op art.

Minas Gerais police won't rest until the last tube of sunscreen is taken off the streets

Goiás Military Police 7 x 1 Drug Trade

Acre police celebrate the birthday of a Narco

A drug-free Minas Gerais is now possible

Proudly presenting innovations in Pyramid Architecture

Cartel boss 'Galinha Pintadinha' is caught in Minas Gerais

Minas Gerais Military Police deserve an exhibition at the Museum of Modern Art

Drug bust #mirrorselfie - Parana military police as trendsetters

Behind-the-scenes footage shows the meticulous planning and the hard work that is necessary for a successful drug bust photo-op

Sabará police win the Eagle Trophy for putting an eagle into every drug bust photo-op

Brazil's drug trafficking business is in crisis as Minas Gerais police disrupt marijuana supply

Brazilian police finally discover why Tigger is always so bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy

Brazilian police do whatever it takes to win the War on Drugs

Here, the military police's "intelligence sector" used a drone to verify the existence of this massive marijuana farm

Office plants boost workplace creativity at Brazil's Federal Police

Playing with building blocks

Winning the Lumberjack World Championship

The "Gladiator Team" of Amazonas police are very fond of their galea-wearing skull - and deserve bonus points for letting Iron Man carry Cocaine

Another dangerous criminal taken off São Paulo's streets

Teaching Cocaine Fighter Jets to fly in formation

"Nossa presença, sua segurança"

'Let's shoot some drugs'

Eradicating Rio Grande do Sul's entire drug supply

Paraná Military Police only use their BOPE (Special Operations Battalion) for the most dangerous and important missions

Enjoying the sweet smell of victory in the War on Drugs

The next level of cocaine artwork

Seizing millions of cash allows you to build a monument for drug money

🎶Flash
Ah-ah
Saviour of the universe
Flash
Ah-ah
He'll save every one from drugs🎶

Police officers "from the Homicide, Anti-Drug and Intelligence Units of the Regional Police Station in Ubá" conclude a successful joint operation
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Winning the War on Drugs, tree by tree

Brazil's most talented drug bust photo-op artists usually work at their local ROMU

Accuracy is their duty

Christmas came early this year: Brazil wins the War on Drugs!

The underappreciated art of brick weed typography

Money talks

Tackling the root of the drug problem

"Esse salgado aí é do que?"

The Horticultural Art Society of São Paulo police strikes again

A polícia tá chegando com os refrii rapaziada !!

Money Origami

Minas Gerais Military Police destroy the drug trade

Outstanding stage design

The final nail in the drug trade's coffin

Playing Memory

Combining minimal art with a maximum of success in the War on Drugs

Name this band!

Heavy blow against Rio Verde drug dealers

Completing an apprenticeship in architecture

An aspiring drug bust photo-op artist learns to craft cocaine shapes

The architecture fans of Minas Gerais Military Police recreate an icon of Soviet brutalism

Finally arresting the owner of Brazil's largest drug farm

Pernambuco police celebrate the opening of their new mobile phone shop

Building the dog a shrine for his indispensable services in the War on Drugs

The natural born drug bust photo-op designers of Minas Gerais Military Police strike again

'Right, lads, let's produce some art'

Pac-Man. Level 1

The Return from the Hunt

Paraná police are recreational ecstasy users

When drug warriors feel like they have discovered the Holy Grail

Drug lord "Ewok" is being arrested in Rio

Only pictures of the most spectacular drug busts deserve the official police logo

The São Paulo Military Police Commune prepares for insurrection and constructs barricades

Annihilating the drug trade in Uberaba

Learning how to peel nuts

Proudly stopping a major drug deal

Cocaine Skyscrapers - The coming revolution in São Paulo's architecture

The Highlander, tired of being immortal, got into the drug business but got his sword seized by Tocantins police

Arresting a drug lord and seizing a lot of money

Trying out the newest car design trend

Exclusive reporting from the War on Drug's front lines shows another heroic victory on the urban battle field

The War on Drugs was won after a successful cavalry charge

Another epic success in the Drug War gets the media attention it deserves

Sorting M&M's

Cocaine clearly enhances São Paulo police's creativity

Cocaine Pineapple Rings - only available at Minas Gerais Military Police Delicatessen

When you need the entire police station's firepower to subdue a delinquent

Paraná police - desperate losers of the annual Brazilian Military Police Bonsai Growing Championship

Proud drug warriors free Rio from organised crime

Even the arrested dealers smile happily when they see that Amazonas Military Police have produced some great artwork with their drugs

Arresting a football hooligan

Faca na Caveira

Denarc show their♥️for ecstasy

Shrek V - Arrested in Bahia. Coming soon to a cinema near you.

Patriotic drug busts
#VemdeVerdeEAmarelo #GritaForteBrasileiro

Drug cartel leaders 'The Barbies' arrested in Brazil

Not All Heroes Wear Caps

Bringing order and neatness to a world scarred by drugs

Celebrating a decisive strike against drug traffickers in Rio de Janeiro

Paying tribute to Inca architecture

Do not disturb! Master at work

Trying to shoot a spider on the floor

Cyberpunk drug warriors

Posing for pictures in the Arboretum

Opening a gambling house

Making sure the traffickers don't return and take back their plantations

Presenting a Ghillie suit for the War on Drugs

Minas Gerais, the state of superlatives: Cocaine spiders as far as the eye can see

Arresting a dangerous drug lord

The Star Wars Fanclub of São Paulo assembles a fleet of Imperial Cocaine Shuttles

Pulitzer-worthy reporting from the frontlines of the War on Drugs

The artist contemplates his work

It's the attention to detail and the lovely arrangements that make Minas Gerais Military Police so successful

The true heirs of Oscar Niemeyer

Fine Arts with Cocaine

Paraná Military Police eradicate the drug trade

Comandos - Victory over death and bonsai trees

Proudly importing some decent Parmigiano-Reggiano cheese

São Paulo Military Police keep on rockin' in a drug-free world

Desk Decorator of the Year

Greeting the former colonizers

Guerilla Gardeners are proudly bringing some colour into São Paulo's concrete cityscapes

Spending hours on arranging a cocaine tribute to Daniel Libeskind's architecture

The military history fans of Minas Gerais Police recreate ancient battle formations

Pirocaina

A masterclass of police investigation detects a clear case of large-scale drug trafficking

Creating miniature versions of the Petrobras Headquarters

Tocantins police celebrate #Halloween

Protecting the Drug War's Crown Jewels

"Whoso pulleth out this sword of this stone and anvil, is rightwise winner of the War on Drugs"

'Don't tell me we've run out of yellow bricks, João!'

The Architecture Special Forces manage to build a tower out of everything

Grandmaster Bricklayer & The Furious Four - New Album out now

Bolsonaristas dressed as drug bust photo-op. Today: Luciano Hang

Notorious drug gang "Os Peixes" arrested in Minas Gerais

Minas Gerais Military Police won't let Brazil become Venezuela

When you still can't forget about DRE

Bolsonaristas dressed as drug bust photo-op. Today: Nelson Piquet

Two arrested dealers refuse to hand over their drugs

Financial Times

The Busy Builders Playgroup proudly present their Marijuana Fortress

Playing Hide-and-Seek

Hypnotic artwork

Grandmasters of Jenga

São Paulo police funfairs come with peculiar merry-go-rounds

Presenting new designs of the PMMG clothing brand

Making drug cartels poorer

The Drug War's Arc de Triomphe

Brazilian police create a shrine for The Punisher

No drug lord, no cry

Itu police, the creators of probably the greatest drug bust photo-op of all time, now even teach their sniffer dogs to write

Overwhelmed by the sheer amount of drugs and money they seized, the police officers can't decide how to arrange the mandatory photo-op

Brazil's National Public Security Force is ecstatically celebrating Republic Day
#ProclamaçãodaRepública

The Drug Kingpin Decapitation Strategy

Wall construction company 'PMMG' proudly present what they achieved in a day's work

Putting organised crime on a diet

Hidden talents of Brazil's drug bust photo-op scene: Cosmópolis police are doing spectacular work but need to hire a decent photographer

Cocaína 🤝Guarda Municipal de Cosmópolis

Juntos somos mais fortes

The Beauty of Order

Recreating Stonehenge

It's that time of the year again: Ecstasy Blossom Season at Brazilian police stations

Planting a tree

Exclusive footage of the final and decisive operation in the War on Drugs

Discovering a huge drug plantation

Jandaia do Sul, Paraná (Brazil) - the place where the Drug War was won

Decorating cupcakes

Rising inflation hits drug lords hardest

Paraná Civil and Military Police join forces and strike a devastating blow to drug trafficking

The art of manual typesetting

When you feel like you've arrested El Chapo

Shooting the opening scenes for The Naked Gun 44 1/4

In cinemas 2022

Showing the world where exactly you hunted down a dangerous criminal

Right next to the toilet is where you go to celebrate your Drug War victory in style

Discovering a drug farm

Guerra na Selva

The forest rangers successfully cleared some underbrush

Recreating the Pentagon in Juazeiro do Norte

Brazil's most spectacular achievements in the War on Drugs deserve to be televised

A roadside pop-up plant shop vendor is trying to sell his produce

Buying a Christmas tree and getting into the festive spirit

Celebrating the arrest of a dangerous drug trafficker

The drug market has dried up

Defeating drug trafficking once and for all

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
in the War on Drugs🎶

Arresting the owner of Brazil's largest marijuana farm

Sad boy's festive season is ruined as he is forced to pose with his family's underwhelming Christmas tree

The great Cocaine Orthography dispute: Brazilian police can't agree on the spelling of α

Determined to find out who took a pee in the yard

Policia Militar do Paraná - keeping kids off drugs since 1854

The War on Drugs wishes you a Merry Christmas

A degree in Fine Arts is the most important entry requirement for police service in Brazil

Brazilian police departments present their ideas for creating an eco-friendly green workplace

Kings of the Drug War: Minas Gerais Military Police

When Brazilian police officers watch too many World War II movies

Winter is coming - the first cocaine snowflakes are falling

The employees of a tree removal company pose for pictures before clearing the road

Ending illegal deforestation in the Amazon

Dealing a severe blow to transnational drug trafficking

Waiting for @gilsonmachadont to play 'The Wall' on the accordion

Cocaine eyes
It won't hide your face
It's no surprise
You lost the race
Once again
My old friend

RIP Drugs - São Paulo police have won the War

Lula é preso

Getting ready for the Windows 11 Upgrade

The policemen are unhappy with the floral decoration of their courtyard

Kitty's drug dealing career ends in Minas Gerais

Arresting a bottle

Harvesting christmas trees

Celebrating the joy of co-authoring

The good people of Limoeiro can feel safe now

An important drug bust keeps the entire police station busy

Posing with the new fridge

+++Breaking News+++

Paraná police arrest the World's richest drug dealer

There's a reason why they're called sniffer dogs

Gangsta rappers 'SSP' drop a new album

Appreciating the beauty of bonsai

“São Paulo consegue ter a melhor polícia do Brasil. Isso é razão de orgulho" (João Doria, 2021)

Using cocaine for fun

"Operation Summer“: The final push in the War on Drugs that defeated organised crime

We're going live to our drug war reporter for some spectacular news

Winning the War on Drugs and the War on Christmas

Seizing some brussels sprouts

New year, new opportunities to win the War on Drugs

It's that time of the year again when discarded Christmas trees litter the streets

Epic Rock Paper Scissors match ends in a draw

Hidden gems of Inca architecture: The Great Drug Wall of Sacsayhuamán

A plant is accompanied by an armed police escort after entering Rio's Witness Protection Programme

Ending the Unhappy Hulk's career in drug trafficking

Brutally slaying a drug dealer

Louro José Maconheiro

Espírito Santo police have been binge-watching films about Nazis again

Game-changing moment in the War on Drugs

Crime does not pay

This drug bust will completely wipe out organised crime in Mato Grosso

Minas Gerais police heroically chase a cheese thief with a helicopter and proudly present their loot
#HighEfficiencyPolicing
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Failing at Wordle

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice in São Paulo

Saving Parana's youth from the bad influence of video games

Which part of the bust will do more damage to drug trafficking?
The R$ 7 or the two empty bags?

Taking a picture for the press vs
Taking a picture for the Bolsonarista WhatsApp group

Proudly "making a difference" in the fight against crime

Someone really should tell Espírito Santo police about the meaning of these runic insignia

Immensely proud of their cocaine-typesetting skills

Chora, PCC!

Minas Gerais Military Police show @PMESP how drug busts are supposed to look like

'A towel (...) is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have'

Ashtrays - the most contested battleground in the War on Drugs

"Stand up, if you love the War on Drugs!"

Paraná is safe now
#ParanáSeguro

Two police forces working together = the ultimate secret to multiplying success in the War on Drugs

São Paulo military police demolish the drug trade

Selling a piece of the meteor that recently hit Minas Gerais

Notorious drug lord "Kung Fu Panda" and his contraband are apprehended in Minas Gerais

PMMG's new e-sports squad present their equipment

Paraná police are lumberjacks and they're OK
They sleep all night and work all day

When police show us how to use party drugs

Fighting the War on Drugs? No!
Brasília police have bigger fish to fry

Grandmasters of Gambling

Maconharte

Advanced Geometry

Intercepting a massive shipment of drugs

Drug lord "M" has given up hope after being arrested in Brasília

800kg - 789kg = 11kg

When you successfully raid a drug cartel's headquarters

Failing to impress a colleague with flowers

Don't touch, it's Cocaine Art!

Starting a boy band

Michelangelo at work

The turning point in the War on Drugs

Roberto Burle Marx would have liked this

Dentre os grandes sucessos contra drogas, és o primeiro

An armed escort is protecting the VIP guest

Rare footage of Brazilian drug warriors' secret initiation ritual: the Ceremony of Excessive Inhalation

Top Dog II - The Cartel Destroyer. In cinemas soon

Wordle 228 - Failure

Showing their love for crabs

The drug warriors are reliving their holiday memories from Tikal

Espírito Santo police do love a certain kind of symbolism

Gloriously winning another battle in the War on Drugs

When they play the Imperial March at the police station

A guerra às drogas acabou em pizza

Guns N' Poses - Sweet Plant o' Mine

Turn up the sound and listen to the new hit single!

Soon on Netflix: "Dronepol SP" - the elite drug warriors hunting for large-scale drug farms with their Reaper Drones

+++BREAKING+++

The War on Drugs is over!

Brazilian drug traffickers capitulated five hours after a massive bust by Minas Gerais military police

"What do you think, soldier, which type of fertilizer shall we apply?"

The Beauty of Minimalism

The Weight of Success

Since he left Barcelona, things have only gone downhill for Lionel

Getting ready for a nice game of Cocaine Pac-Man

Celebrating architecture

Preparing a casual game of Cocaine Tic-Tac-Toe

A great catch

Cocaine Domino, Part II - Brazil's Federal Highway Police strikes again

Drones - the game changer in the War on Drugs

Wordle 237 X/6 - someone didn't understand how it works

Finding beauty in the small things

#Sextou na delegacia

Cocaine Starfish - the invasive species that's increasingly harming the environment in Minas Gerais

The gardener is not happy

It's Valentine's Day and all you got was a lousy flower bouquet

Roses are red
Violets are blue
a gang of brick weed robots
is staring at you

The Rio military police battalion whose Rock-Paper-Scissors tournaments always end in a draw still haven't found a winner

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The Garden of Happiness

Providing the troops with supplies

Presenting landscaping ideas for the backyard

Arresting a member of the Teenage Mutant Ganja Turtles

Evidence: Minas Gerais is safe now

Only today: special offers at Kings of Bonsai Araucária

Deforestation is real and will help winning the War on Drugs

The drug warriors of Minas Gerais Military Police are on a roll

Catching some criminals

Amazonas police have concluded a witch hunt

A crushing defeat for organised crime

Três passos à frente do narcotráfico

Espírito Santo Military Police cannot deny their penchant for a certain symbolism

As of today, Paraná is declared drug-free