Thread by @isabelzawtun

I simply do not trust horses. Why are they hoarding all the blood types. Why do they have 400,000 of them

I am sure that the discovery of this fact will be the no.1 news in everyone's feeds today

There are eight major recognized blood groups in horses. Seven of them, A, C, D, K, P, Q, and U, are internationally recognized, with an eighth, T. Why do horses have a mystery secret rogue blood group. These creatures are demons sent from hell

angel: OK god we've finished all the animals but - someone screwed up the integers on these calculations & we have a lot of extra blood. It's just sitting around here in buckets, it's all different types all mismatched -

God: (eyeing his most cursed animal, the horse) hmm