In honor of the impending end of the Trump administration, I'd like to present:
"We Didn't Start the (Dumpster) Fire"
in the style of Billy Joel.
A thread:
Women’s March, Kellyanne, Special Counsel, travel ban
Mar a Lago, Neil Gorsuch, throwing paper towels
Stephen Miller, Michael Cohen, Law and order, no collusion
Scaramucci, Sarah Sanders, Bible upside down
Kavanaugh, Red Hen, QAnon, Fox & Friends
Fake News, tons of lies, Charlottesville was "Very fine"
Steve Bannon, Warp Speed, Massacre at Bowling Green
Venezuela, Stoneman Douglas, Paris Accord - goodbye!
[CHORUS 🔥]
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning, since the world been turning
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it
Robert Mueller, ICE Raids, Sean Spicer, John McCain
Mike Pompeo, Mike Mulvaney, Betsy DeVos
Hope Hicks, Michael Flynn, hydroxychloroquine
Camp Fire, Space Force, tweet around the clock
Las Vegas, Thousand Oaks, where the hell did Barron go?