In honor of the impending end of the Trump administration, I'd like to present:

"We Didn't Start the (Dumpster) Fire"
in the style of Billy Joel.

A thread:
Women’s March, Kellyanne, Special Counsel, travel ban

Mar a Lago, Neil Gorsuch, throwing paper towels

Stephen Miller, Michael Cohen, Law and order, no collusion

Scaramucci, Sarah Sanders, Bible upside down
Kavanaugh, Red Hen, QAnon, Fox & Friends

Fake News, tons of lies, Charlottesville was "Very fine"

Steve Bannon, Warp Speed, Massacre at Bowling Green

Venezuela, Stoneman Douglas, Paris Accord - goodbye!
[CHORUS 🔥]
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning, since the world been turning
We didn't start the fire
No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it
Robert Mueller, ICE Raids, Sean Spicer, John McCain

Mike Pompeo, Mike Mulvaney, Betsy DeVos

Hope Hicks, Michael Flynn, hydroxychloroquine

Camp Fire, Space Force, tweet around the clock
Las Vegas, Thousand Oaks, where the hell did Barron go?

Stormy Daniels, NRA, DACA shutdown, Herman Cain

Brexit, Yellow vests, Keystone Pipeline, #BeBest

Drinking bleach, Goya beans, Ivanka and Jared

[CHORUS 🔥]
Richard Spencer, David Duke, Harvey Weinstein, Scott Pruitt

George Stephanopoulos, Trump is Putin's little bitch

Unite the Right, Tree of Life, Border wall shutdown fight

Harvey/Irma back-to-back, no more nuke deal with Iran
Steve Mnuchin, Roy Moore, US-China Trade War

Covfefe, Kim Jung-un, El Paso and Dayton

Antimaskers, Khashoggi, pimping White supremacy

Greta Thunberg, "perfect call," heckling AOC and squad

[CHORUS 🔥]
Syria, market crash, Melania won't hold his hand

Jerusalem, calling names, walking out of football games

Tex Cruz, fascism, impeachment (number 1)

Laughingstock of the UN, getting impeached once again
Breonna Taylor, George Floyd, looting, shooting, Proud Boys

RIP RBG - then they f*cking stole your seat!

[CHORUS 🔥]
Mitch McConnell, Paul Ryan, MAGA rallies, Hunter Biden

Tax returns, COVID spike, Sharpie map, climate strike

Black Lives Matter, car parades, undermining ACA

Spreading lies of voter fraud, so much bullsh*t, oh my god!
Secret Service COVID rides, Jeffrey Epstein (suicide?)

Giuliani, neo-Nazi, turning against Dr. Fauci

Kids in cages, folks misled, nearly half a million dead

US Capitol gets stormed, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!

[CHORUS × 4 🔥🔥🔥🔥]

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