(This blind item is a 2012 post from Data Lounge.)
"Two Representatives from the same delegation took their "friendship" to the next level several months ago. Fellow GOP members were willing to ignore the obvious until...
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...Congressman Top sided with Congressman bottom in an intra-party battle (along with a lustful mentor they both share--who will never get in either's pants, no matter how hard he tries)."
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'If Congressman Bottom's opponent--who enjoys the support of most of his colleagues--loses, the story will spread faster than the Great Chicago Fire. Sucks for the Republicans, but at least the Democrats would be guaranteed to win two seats in the process!"