Someone has spray-painted the word “Unfair!’ on Presidential bedroom wall at White House. Could paint crew come to the second floor, please?
Yes, we hope it’s only paint.
Would be grateful if everyone could please keep an eye on eBay today to make sure that nobody upstairs at the White House is trying to sell off the Lincoln Bed or a Gilbert Stuart painting for quick cash.
If anyone sees the President’s Resolute desk being rolled into a moving van bound for Florida, please report to federal authorities.
Did we Americans get a security deposit on the White House when he arrived in 2017? Well, was the amount large enough?
Substantial possibility that after tomorrow, Donald Trump will never set foot in the White House again.
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