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20 Jan, 4 tweets, 2 min read
Has sending unsolicited penises ever resulted in anything good, I've never understood why some guys think popping a surprise flesh knob into a convo might inflame a woman's passion
If you look at the stream of messages, you can tell Porter totally was like, "I didn't want to do this, but you gave me no choice, what other option did I have"
Uh even asking this is harassment
I don't think "lewd messages" is really quite the right phrasing here

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19 Jan
Someone Chucksplain to me why people of color busted our asses to get the Senate to 50+1, just so Dems could “share power” with a party that is a constant active threat to the Democratic Party’s nonwhite base
People are saying “it’s fine, it’s the same as 2001” when it was 50-50 under Bush

Folks, nothing is the same as 2001. McConnell rammed thru three Supremes after blocking Garland. Before we won in GA, McConnell vowed to block Biden from even the freedom to name *his own cabinet*
Plus the Republican Party is full of unhinged and dangerous crackpots and their ambitious enablers. Close to a dozen Senators refused to certify Biden’s fair and legal election as president! That was JUST TWO WEEKS AGO!
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18 Jan
The problem with watching food porn like KOREAN PORK BELLY RHAPSODY is that afterwards it makes you wanna smoke ImageImageImageImage
These country style boneless pork ribs are amazing for grilling/smoking and I have only been able to find them at Costco, 7 lb or bigger packages, so this should last uh

Two meals?
Salt, pepper, cayenne, garlic powder, espresso rub; boiled mesquite chips and used the water in the water pan and put the wet chips in with the other limp charcoal; smoked at 180-230 (a little hard to control temps) for five hours until 150 internal...took one bite and 🤤
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7 Jan
As the FBI asks Twitter for help finding the 1200 people who took selfies while storming the Capitol and DC police claim there was “no intelligence” pointing to violent insurrection, it’s worth considering just how close we were to DESIGNATED SURVIVOR becoming a documentary.
Every hostile nation on earth saw how easy it was for half-naked Chewbacca cosplayers and clinically obese Civil War reenactors to overrun what’s supposed to be one of the most secure buildings in our government—with the VP and a full joint session of Congress in progress.
The key is obviously that an assault on our government needs to be done by people with white faces. Nonwhite invaders would have been shot before they got to the Capitol steps.

If I’m ISIS or North Korea, I’m sliding into militia group DMs right now.
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6 Jan
This was not quite the post-taking-the-Senate victory gift I was expecting
1. I assume Stacey Abrams didn’t want it, because at this point before any appointment Joe makes, he should be checking to see if Stacey Abrams wants it

2. Sally Yates is right there

3. Stephen Breyer wants to go home
On the other hand Merrick Garland is obviously experienced in prosecuting white domestic terrorist conspiracy, Biden may be considering Trump’s post-presidential career moves
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5 Jan
The GOP majority in the PA state senate are simply IGNORING a Democrat who won and refusing to swear him in. They’ve removed the Dem Lt Gov, @JohnFetterman, as senate president and assigned their own president pro tem

Fetterman, who’s awesome, won’t leave and you can’t make him
It’s ironic that the elected Democrat in question, Jim Brewster, represents the 45th district, because this is the legacy of Trump: A party of utter lawlessness that simply ignores democracy in favor of corrupt preservation of its own power.
It needs to be reiterated that @JohnFetterman DID NOT LEAVE THE ROSTRUM when the GOP majority tried to replace him with one of their own, because have you seen John Fetterman, he leaves when he WANTS to leave

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16 Dec 20
Yes it’s happening right now, a maskless Karen eruption in my local Trader Joe, the same one where I got coughed on and cursed at for being Asian by a different white lady back in March
“I’m due equal treatment under the law”

“State civil code says...”

“No I will not let you do my shopping for me, that is not equal treatment under the law”
It’s like a uniform
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