Thread by @SGriffin_Lab

In the spirit of reconciliation, maybe @MichaelYeadon3 @FatEmperor and @ClareCraigPath have a point, this could all be a conspiracy...
Of course, it involves every UK hospital trust falsifying admissions, bed occupancy, imposing OTT infection control, delaying other provision,

sending a huge swathe of an already massively under-strength workforce home for 10 days on Netflix, oh, and covering up a massive number of murders committed against NHS staff as COVID related, as well as forcing many others to spend endless hours receiving counselling...
Oh, but

we also can't forget the thousands of doctors pairing up to fake the cause of death on official certication to add more fear into the mix. They're also guilty of deliberately preventing families seeing dying loved ones, whilst also taking time to call personally and console their

unsuspecting victims. Mind you, it's not just the doctors, all those nurses, HCAs, porters, office staff etc are involved, needlessly wasting PPE to fuel chumocracy supply contracts (ok, an element of truth involved there...🤪)...and as for the mortuary, good grief, refusing to

conduct high risk post-mortems on EVERY alleged victim of COVID-19 in addition to all those other unexplained deaths...I ask you.
Of course, we can't forget that the vast majority of our scientists are involved as well, needlessly flooding the Internet with genetic sequences

that are in fact "dead fragments" derived from bacteria on a toilet brush at the infamous Wuhan food market with no similarity to other CoVs whatsoever (🤦‍♂️). Also, deliberately absconding with huge grants and pharmaceutical money to implant microchips into people activated by

5G signals...AND pretending those fragments are actually dangerous, donning and wasting yet MORE PPE and pretending to grow the virus in purpose built labs built with public money...never mind that the pure living virus has not yet been isolated chemically...(🤪)...
As if that

wasn't bad enough, the general public are in on it as well after being completely brainwashed...look at them, pretending to cough, dipping thermometers in hot tea so they can fake a temperature...I dunno. Some of them even start lounging around in bed, unable to move and gasping

for breath, of all things! Some folks even keep this up for months after they've had their fake ambulance ride and all expenses paid stay in their local hospital and finally returned home...many actually now claiming long term disability of all things! Good grief, take take take.

Most disturbingly, a considerable portion of those faking symptoms go so far as to gradually fill their lungs with their own bodily fluids and then trick their immune systems into so-called "septic shock". Now, we know from various reliable commentators that this simply doesn't

happen in their affluent village in the Cotswolds, and the fear mongering is interrupting multiple fares, gymkhanas and lunch meetings...
Worst of all though, this goes right to the top of government, who are deliberately timing restrictions to coincide with the natural rhythm

of harmless seasonal viruses. Also, they are consistently delaying and implementing half-measures under the guise of scientific advice, whilst actually using policies to fund companies run by their friends and to appoint people/mates with wonderful credentials to critical roles

overseeing multi-billion pound schemes, upon which our core pandemic response relies. They even pretended the worst was over and told everyone to get back to normal in summer, just so they could watch people's reactions when measures had to be reintroduced...such humour is rare

in ruling parties nowadays...
Of course, we're being offered a solution to the conspiracy, as long as you accept your microchip injection (actually, only half of one for the time being), and that this will lead to thousands of liquefied foetuses and the genetic reprogramming of

many of us into woke, Liberal, remoaning, non-patriots that care about things like human rights and inequality...but of course, the microchips are not only blue, they have a union jack on their underside...

So. There you have it, a good hard look at why we're all probably wrong and these guys are right, plus I've not even got to the really big picture conspiracy, with the reset, the fact we're all immune anyway and that masks are capable of sequencing your genome and copying it to

Bill Gates...perhaps some kind of Great Declaration is in order to baselessly draw attention to all this? Or perhaps we should set up sham advisory groups with absolutely no shady political bias and/or funding to lead the way for new scientific policy? Frankly, as long as I get

to recoup whatever losses I make from throwing my career to the wolves via my new Patreon account, set up for the cause, you understand, and get to spout bile in the media because of equal representation, I'm certainly not bothered that ALMOST none of what I've said is true...🤪