- People who don't like animals
- People who don't leave tips
- People who act like bullies in restaurants
- People who don't treat their mother with kindness and respect
- People who sign text messages 'x' when they hardly know you (and I don't mean when flirting)
- Partners whose 'exclusivity' demands include you not seeing your friends regularly
- Partners who insist on joining you at all get-togethers with your friends
- Heterosexual partners who don't accept you having friends of the opposite sex
- People with cold, white anger
(Anger should be warm; if it's cold, there's a big problem, because it's completely isolating)
- People who automatically assume you'll pay the bill
- 'Friends' who want to split the bill if they've ordered loads and you haven't
- People who think 'success' is about their salary
- People who can't handle differences of opinion (including, within reason, about politics)
- People who judge someone else if they have friends with different political views
- Anyone who says 'pull yourself together/get over it' to someone with depression
- People who say 'as a Christian' or 'as a father...'
- People who have 'common sense' in their Twitter profiles
- Covid deniers
- People who think Bill Gates want to give us all chips. I mean: he might at least give us some fish along with that!
- Oooh, another one. People who never swear. It's not believable, not authentic.
AND FINALLY

- People who deny they're racist/Islamophobic/homophobic because 'some of my friends are...'
PS. Anyone who talks about 'high status', 'low status', 'The Rules', 'alpha' or 'beta'.

Fuck the fuck off you fucking morons.

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More from @shaunjlawson

27 Jan
One of the things that really pisses me off about politics for anyone on the left is that anger should be important. Passion should be important. And it is on here.

But when it comes to party politics, it actually gets us - all those of us furious about injustice - dismissed.
It gets us dismissed as 'cranks' or 'trolls' or 'bullies' or 'loonies' or even, get this, 'racists'. It got Corbyn dismissed too: remember him being ridiculed for highlighting the plight of ordinary people in the Commons?

The *actual* bullies and racists were sat opposite him.
Jeering and gesticulating like a pack of braying hyenas as he tried to tell the country about what life was actually like for those the media tried to make invisible. Tried (and mostly succeeded) in disappearing.

Sweep sweep, nothing to see here: just hundreds of thousands dead
Read 8 tweets
27 Jan
One of the worst things about Britain's catastrophic failure over Coronavirus is that anyone who knew anything about Boris Johnson and the Tories KNEW that we would fail. KNEW we'd fail more than almost anywhere else. And KNEW they'd just lie about it and blame everyone else.
There's no hindsight involved here. It's the Tories: a corrupt, venal shower who've delighted in wreaking havoc and destroying millions of lives for 40 bloody years.

To all those who voted Tory: what the fuck did you expect? Goldfish learn more quickly than you lot.
I will always continue to note that the death toll from austerity - hundreds of thousands - resulted in so many of those who are appalled now, even grieving now, never batting an eye.

Britain became a sick, barbaric society long before Covid. And most people didn't care.
Read 16 tweets
26 Jan
Across the UK right now are millions of children. Stuck at home. Huge numbers stuck in abusive environments - or loving ones in which their parents have no idea how to teach, motivate or incentivise their learning.
Also across the UK right now are the consequences of 40 years of deepening inequality: which cuts greatly across racial lines.

Children of middle class parents are much more likely to be relatively insulated. Children of working class parents - especially BAME - are not.
Even in normal times, even outside a pandemic, social services are always stretched well beyond their limits by an appallingly derisory budget: which austerity, which attacked Labour councils much more than Tory ones, has only made much much worse.
Read 17 tweets
26 Jan
The problem isn't Kyrsten Sinema or Joe Manchin. The problem is the electorates in their two states, who they are elected to represent.

West Virginia, Manchin's state, voted Trump by THIRTY-NINE points. It's the second most red state in the entire US.
Arizona, Sinema's state, is still a naturally liberal Republican state even now. She's worked her way up bit by bit through the state House, then the US House, and finally the Senate - and she's done it by being a 'blue dog' Democrat. That's the only way she could turn it blue.
Centrist/centre-right states like Arizona elect centrist/centre-right politicians like Sinema or, in a different sort of way, John McCain. There's no mystery in that.

So if she supports breaking the filibuster, that's an electoral suicide note. As it would be for Manchin.
Read 7 tweets
26 Jan
I'd accept this if Redfield and Wilton weren't crap, which they are. They failed at the US elections all over the place. Some of their projections were an absolute joke.
A quick rundown of how crap Redfield and Wilton - which 538 hasn't even given a rating yet because they're so new - truly are. The following are their last polls before the US election in various states.

Wisconsin Biden +12 (11 points out)
Pennsylvania Biden +12 (11 points out)
Michigan Biden +13 (10 points out)
Florida Biden +4 (7 points out)
North Carolina Biden +2 (3.5 points out)
Arizona Biden +4 (3.5 points out)

All the above released THE DAY before the election.
Read 5 tweets
25 Jan
Sorry. No.

I could've picked out any number of responses to @johnharris1969's excellent article. Nothing personal in my choosing yours, Anita - but so much of the online left is so wildly incoherent and hypocritical on all of this, it's unbelievable.
John warned about what was happening with the Red Wall - and no, it wasn't just about Brexit at all. It's about *values* and *culture*.

Because he actually speaks to lots of ordinary people, John knew that Corbyn, a London liberal, and reheated 1980s socialism wasn't the answer
Many of the Labour MPs most hostile to Corbyn were precisely those who represented Red Wall seats. For this, they were attacked constantly by pretty much all of us.

"Sit down, shut up, support your leader and ignore your constituents". Total contempt for parliamentary democracy
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