Thread by @robmonroe

k I guess I'll watch the MCU movies or whatever

4F? Is that like 4H?

oh frick he got the flag

Elrond is kind of a dick

I liked him better when he had a face.

Ebbets Field still sucks

This movie is too dark. I can't see anything.

Pretty sure they ripped off most of the plot of Terminator 2.

This would be easier to follow if they told me when they jumped timelines.

Boss dude done fucked up and said Nicholas

what the heck Thranduil in this bitch too??

She got shooty shooty and got blue man grouped

The cat giving off some MIB vibes

The soundtrack is good. I don't think I could name another movie with Nirvana in it.

I knew the cat was an alien. He just ate the thing.

Pretty sure they're about to shoot that one weak spot in the exhaust port

Can he text from Excel on that pager?

I wanna ride in the funvee not the humdrumvee

Mebbe not.

The Dude is a real dick

Pepper Potts > Peppa Pig

Space laser!

Garry Shandling??

Vince Neil is cutting cars in half

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THE JOKE IS FUNNY BECAUSE HE ONLY HAS ONE EYE

They can salute. And destroy.

lol ex wife

oh snip it's hannibal

"Couldn't you just leave the bridge open for us?"

Man if I had a nickel...

When does Bill Paxton show up??

SHIELD looking for Mjölnir or ET?

Mud wrestling!

oh frick it's hammer time

I think Padmé just got space rabies

Oh he missed some

uh oh he angry

Lotta LOTR folks in MCU.

And Phil Dunphy

He don't like that sound

The chopper explosion made it night time and rainy?

Other Hulk is a bitch

Liv Tyler has a lot of shitty father figures

Robin Sparkles???

Helicarrier time

Make a move Reindeer Games

oooo mark buffalo is mad

Oh they got the arrow guy back

This bracelet feels important.

Oh it was. But they made another space laser.

oh he's ALWAYS angry. That explains everything.

ruh roh there's more floaty lobster guys

Better clench up, Legolas

Oh he smashed that guy to dirt

These guards are not great

The hammer sucks now

Oh he fixed it.

Oh fuck he done tricked him

It's always a little pinchy in the gooey bag at first

Gonna guess he could not, in fact, regulate

Oh frick he made her melt his dang handcuffs off with her neck

The bad guy from Die Hard 2 is the President. COOL.

WARMACHINEROX

I seem to do quite well for a stretch, and then at the end of the sentence I say the wrong cranberry.

Oh he shot a hole in that guy

Oh snip Pepper is a Ghost Rider now too

Oh he took out the thingy

Oh Peggy

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Oh heck the car is flipped

Is he a ninja turtle now?

oooo Robin Sparkles is back

AND THE SUNDANCE KID?

Oh she broke his robot arm

Bucky why

Oh frick they made the things shoot each other

Uh oh they got the Loki stick

That triangle magnet thing is pretty neat

oooo Thranduil is back

Bowie.

Oh the pink lady touched the thingy

12% is not much of a plan...

ooooooo switcheroo

The tree dances

oh the lil tree still dancin

uh oh he took the dang batteries

oh frick his dad is the one inch man

It's Rocky

Zardu Hasselfrau?

He would smush her

He brought back a dang toe

Uh oh I think dad is a bad guy

Yeah he bad

The sisters are friends again now?

Squishing that Walkman was a bad idea.

his brain got blowed up

oh heck mary poppins saved him

lol zune

He threw a dang motorcycle at them

I feel like they're gonna Skynet themselves.

This is why we can't have nice things.

Hulk buster!

oh frick he picked up the hammer

hide the zucchini

oh they got the fast guy

they got a new team

baskin robbins always finds out

oh boy he rick moranised himself

that's how you punch

also, it's tauriel

uh oh they caught him

oh frick it was never just a heist

oh boy another suit

trains

this dummy went subatomic

he said yes

Gas tornado

lol dean pelton

oh no connie

oh frick it's cat woman

bilbo!

bird costume

uh oh he has the book and is saying the words

spider mans???

underoos

Underwater prison??

oh there goes his hand

rhodey got new legs!

that's what you get for distracted reckless driving

oh no they broke his watch

finger hands

Like Adele? Or Aristotle. Drake. Eminem.

oh frick he did the circle thing

Mr. Doctor

Ghost fight!

it's not a cult

Bro he doesn't want to bargain

why is batman in this movie

oh no sandwich man

I think he larbs you

Oh frick it's donglover

lol batman just toasted that dude

hey suit lady

uh oh he cut the dang boat in half

oh tony is really there!

BATMAN IS HER DAD

Ned is the chair guy!

porn, Ned? Really???

oh no batman is BADman. BIG TIME.

MJ? Really?

Pepper is back, I guess

oh she saw and and almost said an F!

he got his hammer back he gonna hit em

Shake weight

Matt Damon???

oh Loki got doctor stranged

she broke the hammer

jeff goldblum

this rock dude is great

it's hulk!

heimdall savin people

lol strongest avenger

tony wears his pants really tight

Get help!

the devil's anus

oooo she likes him now

she cut his heckin eye out

lol banner flopped

fuckin korg

coffee poison

Bilbo!

I feel like the suit may have been more advantageous during the fight but what do I know

these mfers shot bilbo

oh boy he just got yeeted off the dang waterfall

I bet he ain't dead

there it is

TWO black panthers?

a bugatti space ship!

well he has two rocks now

hulka hulka burning fudge

hulk can't get it up

it's like a pirate had a baby with an angel

DRAX / KORG 2024

bubble gun

he just flex sealed the ship closed

hulk in a hulk buster

groot just cut his dang arm off

oh boy he used the green reverse when they had uno

soup to nuts

WALTON GOGGINS

holy shit it's morpheus

and he's a bad guy!

misdirection!

oh boy they got thanosed

oh no they got dusted

she got the page!

oh his hand ain't got the stones anymore

somebody peed my pants

KORG!

aww hawkeye is a bad guy now

ok i guess he's good now?

oh no loki got the thing

now he knows about the other nebula? not great.

he got the hammer back

great, now cap found peggy

oh heck it's jarvis!

hulk did a snap but i think thanos gonna be there too

oh dip thor has mjölnir and stormbreaker

future nebula just shot past nebula in some timeline

CAP HAS MJÖLNIR WHAT THE FUCK

oh they all came back thanos is not gonna like this

and pepper is here too???

sonofa he got the glove again

IRON MAN JUST DUSTED THE BAD GUYS

well that was a real downer.

CAP GOT PEGGY

the blip

blip beard

bitch please you've been to space

ooo his suit is black now

night monkey

oh boy he's a BAD GUY

oh no the tulips got smooshed

get that peter tingle back online

RAMONES!