Google's a long way away from when it was making a bunch of truly revolutionary stuff and dropping it every month, releasing a new product that was so light-years oddly different than others in that space you just had to sit back and admire it. Gone.
Now, it's basically living the same life as early-1990s Microsoft - a hell of a lot of fiefdoms, a lot of suits, a lot of alphas building mini-empires by shifting people or projects under different brandings to show they're GENI US
I had an epiphany years ago when an ex-google friend saw me mention something Google dying, and he said "Ah, the person who started that project to get promoted, got promoted".
Once you stop looking for clear product lines and describe it all as peacock plumage, it makes sense.
The bloodbath of Youtube Music destroying Google Music and Google Play in the ring, so that it could dominate as the Empire Within an Empire is an easy one, but this is happening all the time. All built on advertising money and selling privacy by the ice chunk.
So, Stadia doing this thing that makes the whole structure shake like an axe to the corner doesn't mean it'll be dead this year, hence the 3 year estimate of STADIACOUNTDOWN. There's LOTS of rotting left to do. It takes WORK to rot this thing out.
You've got to have alphas, both management and programmers, shift to other things or start/lead other companies. You've got to have the branding shift over so it's GOOGLE PLAYSTADIA or something. (Maybe with a Sony lawsuit in there). STADIA MAX/PRO, who knows what.
THEN over time, Stadia will take more and more of a back seat. Less titles showing up, or maybe a little, tiny adult-swim corner that will have rabid fans loving it, but at google, and this is canon: 50,000 rabid fans as a community? Blast that shit into SPACE.
Anyway, enjoy Stadia while it lasts. The countdown continues. Google is a garbage fire.
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So, a common refrain from the cheap seats is "I can't believe we let CORPORATE INTERESTS take over the NET and we could have been DECENTRALIZED and done it RIGHT and have our FREEDOM"
You know what, no
No, no. Because when you do that whole "we'll just make it all work together thing", you end up with a spaghetti code birds' nest nightmare that interlocks and falls apart if a bat farts on it from 800 feet, and you have to get basically hope the Weirdo Batteries fix what's broke
And corporate, says this:
"We will make it work. If it doesn't work, we'll provide you a number to call."
Which is far and away the best thing if you want to get anything done; telling me to go down to fuckstick-mailing-g and beg to get help only to be told RTFM is not a fix.
Sure I named the script DECANOGINATOR but let's just focus on the fact it takes over 30,000 actions before it completes one run, meaning that it is a LONG-TERM DECANOGINATOR, one of the most splendid and long lived of the nog-related nators
Not only that, the DECANOGINATOR needs a maintained and refreshed NOGLIST.TXT to function, meaning that while I don't need to take those 30,000 actions myself, I have definitely demoted myself to DECANOGINATOR MAINTENANCE, FIRST CLASS
GREETINGS FROM THE BELOVED DECK LEVEL OF THE DECANOGINATOR MAINTENANCE CREW; we are here to serve the mighty nators of the nog as they proceed on their journey; from the tiniest noginators to the most powerful decanoginators that can take a man's arm off faster than you can say
An article went by talking about Qanon-infused teachers passing on conspiracies to their students. So it's time to ask:
What's the most bonkers thing your schoolteacher, yeah THAT one, told you, Elementary School Edition?
4th grade teacher told us that drinking orange juice in the mornings would eventually kill us, because our bodies were not designed to withstand cold liquid into our stomachs that early in the morning.
As a sequel, on "Hat Day" where we all got to wear Hats (and mine was taken away, because it was a boot), the other teachers were cool with it, but this one explained to us that as 50% of our body heat leaves through our heads, wearing our hats all day would overheat our brains.