Thread by @barkbox

MY DOG LIVETWEETS THE SUPER BOWL (a thread) #SuperBowlLV

MAN KICK BALL!
#SuperBowl

MAN CATCH BALL!

MAN RUN!

Man stop.

MAN CATCH BALL! OTHER MAN CATCH MAN LEG!

MAN RUN INTO PILE OF MEN!

this is the weirdest frickin park. why they only bring one ball????

MAN THROW BALL!

MAN THROW BALL! MAN MISS! POOR MAN!

WATCH THE MEN RUN!

A MAN'S NAME IS MAHONES

MAN CATCH BALL AND THEN MAN FALL!

MAN DO BAD! SORRY MAN!

MAN THROW BALL!
#SuperBowl

MAN RUN WITH BALL!

WE RE-SEE MAN RUN WITH BALL!

MAN TAKE TOO LONG!

MAN DO A BAD THROW! BAD MAN!
#SuperBowl

MAN DO AN ADDITIONAL BAD THROW! BAD MAN!

A TRAILER FOR A MOVIE I WILL NOT SEE!

WHERE ARE @LilNasX's DOGS IN THIS COMMERCIAL

WHO PUT SNOOKIE ON A BIG, COLD ROCK

MAN FALL!

MAN TALK ABOUT THE FALLING MEN

MAN RUN RIGHT INTO ENEMY MAN! SILLY MAN!

MAN GIVE MAN WITH BALL BIG HUG!

MAN PILE! MAN PILE! MAN PILE! #SuperBowl

WHO WHISTLED???????? AM I NEEDED???

TRAILER FOR A MOVIE I WILL LIE TO MY FRIENDS ABOUT SEEING

THE HAMILTON MAN! THE GOOD ONE!

MAN PILE! MAN PILE! MAN PILE! PILE MEN! #SuperBowl

MAN RUN WITH BALL!

MAN CANNONBALL OTHER MAN! BE CAREFUL, MAN!

BALL MAN PANIC!!!!!!! PANIC MAKE BAD THROW! #SuperBowl

MAN THROW BALL AT NO ONE!

MAN THROW BALL AT NO ONE!

MAN KICK BALL??????? WHAT ARE RULES OF THIS GAME??

DOG IN COMMERCIAL HELL YEAH!!!!!!!

FINALLY, MATTHEW MCCONEHEY (sp?) IN AS MANY DIMENSIONS AS HIS PERFORMANCE

I LOVE YOU, OLD WILL FERREL

*tune of Eleanor Rigby* I LOOK AT ALL THE PAPER PEOPLE

MAN SPRINT STRAIGHT INTO MAN PILE! #SuperBowl #cozy

MAN CATCH BALL!

MAN CHUCK BALL AT GROUND! #SuperBowl

MAN CATCH BALL WHILE GETTING GREAT HUG FROM ENEMY MAN #SuperBowl

MAN RUN WITH BALL!

MAN RUN OVER IMAGINARY LINE WITH BALL!

MAN PUSH MAN IN FACE!

MAN DO SOMETHING!!!! EVERYONE STARTED TALKING LOUDER!!!

MAN KICK BALL!

WHY CURVY POTATO CRUNCH NOT JUST SAY "BUY ME. I AM CURVY POTATO CRUNCH."? #PringlesSpaceDrop

DOES POST MALONE'S FACE TASTE LIKE INK. NO SHADE, IT IS A GOOD FACE.

A MAN'S NAME IS BRADY

MAN STAMPEDE! #SuperBowl RUN MEN, RUN!

MAN PUT GLOVE IN WAY OF BALL!

MAN KNOCK DOWN MAN!

BRADY MAN DRINK FROM BOTTLE

i do not think i want to drink a mountain dew. i cannot see pink. i am a dog.

OH LOOK. MY SECOND FAVORITE JONAS. @nickjonas @FrankieJonas

FINE, I WILL NOT ROAST YOU @indeed. WELL PLAYED WITH THE EMOTIONS.

DRAKE HAD TO GET A JOB AT STATE FARM TIMES ARE HARD

MAN PUT HAND IN WAY OF BALL! #SuperBowl

NEW MEN! NEW MEN! NEW MEN! #SuperBowl

I LOVE U, PAPER PEOPLE

YOU MEAN THIS WHOLE GAME *ISN'T* UNNECESSARY ROUGHNESS?

ALL THE MEN PUSH EACH OTHER AND FALL DOWN! THEY ARE NOT GOOD AT FETCH!

MAN CATCH BALL!

MAN THROW BALL TO OTHER MAN!

I DO NOT LIKE BEING IN TIMEOUT

WHY MAN PUSH OTHER MAN??

SHOULD THAT GRASS BE GREY??? (there are levels to this joke)

LOOK AT THAT PILE OF MEN #SuperBowl

DID THAT LEMON JUST KILL A MAN?????????

NOW KITH #SuperBowl

THE STRIPE MAN HAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT

MAN CATCH BALL! MAN RUN! GOOD MAN!

MAN THROW BALL AT GROUND

MAN HUG MAN TO THE GROUND! HOW KIND! #SuperBowl

ALL THE MEN FALL DOWN!

MAN DROP BALL AND KICK AWAY THE SHAME

THE HAT MEN ARE DISCUSSING #SuperBowl

MAN KICK BALL TO NO ONE!

THAT MADE MY MOM WANNA STOP DRINKING OAT MILK

HUMAN PUPPIES! HUMAN PUPPIES!

LOOK AT ALL THE MEN STANDING

MAN CATCH BALL! MAN FALL!

MAN CATCH BALL, BUT OTHER MAN CATCH MAN'S LEGGY

HAT MAN HAD WORDS

SLOW MOTION OF MEN NOT CATCHING THE BALL

WHISTLES AGAIN!!!!!!! WHO IS CALLING ME!!!!

MAN CATCH CALL! OTHER MAN CAUGHT HIS FEETS! THEY SPIN!

MAN THROW BALL TO NO ONE AGAIN??? WHAT DOES HE KNOW THAT WE DON'T

MAN KICK BALL!

I WAS HOPING THE HAT LADY WOULD HAVE THE WORDS, BUT OKAY

WHO KEEPS WHISTLING????

MAN THROW BALL! EVERYONE GOT LOUD AGAIN!

TELL THAT SMALL CHILD I WILL EAT THE EGG DRINK HE DID NOT WANT

WE REALLY GREEN-LIT FAIRY GOD-MAYO?
OKAY

MAN KICK BALL!

WHO WILL TEACH THE MEN TO PLAY FETCH PROPERLY

MAN THROW BALL! OTHER MAN CATCH!

MAN PILE PARTY #SuperBowlLV #verycozy

MAN??? NO THROW BALL??? JUST RUN??

BRADY MAN DRINK FROM BOTTLE #SuperBowlLV

MAN CATCH BALL! AND HIS YELLOW SHOES MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE RONALD MCDONALD. GIVE ME A CHICKEN NUGGET, SPORT MAN!

I AM TIRED. NAP TIME.

I WOULD LIKE TO CONGRATULATE TIDE FOR BEING 395 DAYS LATE TO A JOKE ABOUT THEIR PODS

I ONLY WOKE UP BECAUSE THERE WAS A DOG IN THE COMMERCIAL. BACK TO NAPPIN

IT GOT LOUD AGAIN. I AM AWAKE. MAN DID A GOOD. GOOD JOB, MAN.

why do the men not catch the ball with their mouth? 🧐 #SuperBowl

oh right, the noggin cages

MAN KICK BALL!

KEVIN BACON GIVE ME YOUR NAMESAKE PLEASE

DOG IN COMMERCIAL!!!!!!!

BLACK SCREEN

PALM TREES

AND NOW SOME WORDS FROM THE SUIT MEN

IT'S THE WEEKEND MAN

I AM UNSETTLED BY THE FLYING MAN

THE WEEKEND MAN PUT HIS NORMAL FACE ON, THANK DOG

I DO NOT LIKE THE BANDAGE MEN

WHO THE HECK PUT THE MOON THERE??? #HalfTimeShow

I MAY BE A DOG, BUT I LOVE A GOOD SYNTH RIFF #HalfTimeShow #SuperBowl

THE MUSIC HUMANS HAVE STICKS. THROW THEM, YOU COWARDS. #SuperBowl #HalfTimeShow

THE BANDAGE MEN ARE BACK, NO

WEEKEND MAN, PLEASE FREE US FROM THE BANDAGE MEN

I AM ON TIKTOK TOO MUCH BECAUSE I EXPECTED THAT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH TO GO ON *MUCH* LONGER (dogs can be on tiktok too don't come for me)

THANK YOU FOR THE SING SONG, WEEKEND MAN #SuperBowl #HalfTimeShow

A TV SHOW I WILL NEVER WATCH!

THAT WAS A YOGURT COMMERCIAL? IT IS MILK SLIME. CALL A SPADE A SLIMY SPADE. I LIKE THE SLIME, NO SHADE.

THERE IS *MORE* BALL THROWING LEFT???? HOW???

MAN RUN FAR WITH BALL!

MAN HUG ENEMY MAN TO THE GROUND!

MAN TRIP BALL MAN! SNEAKY MAN! #SuperBowl

MAN FALL DOWN OF OWN VOLITION! SILLY MAN!

MAN DID A GOOD I THINK? I DON'T KNOW I GOT DISTRACTED BY A PRETZEL

DID FALSE SAMUEL L JACKSON JUST GET EATEN BY A LIOPLEURODON? #SuperBowl #SuperBowlCommercials

MAN CATCH BALL! #SuperBowl

THE BALL MAN FLEW A LITTLE #SuperBowl

THE FLORIDA MEN DID AN ADDITIONAL GOOD

MAN DID A CUTE LIL ROLL WITH THE BALL #SuperBowl

ENEMY MAN GET BALL!

STRIPE AND HAT MAN HAS WORDS

I DO NOT KNOW HOW A MORTGAGE WORKS, AND AT THIS POINT I AM TOO EMBARRASSED TO ASK

LIL' BUMPER CAR BOYS #SuperBowl

SO NONE OF THEM LEARNED TO FETCH THE RIGHT WAY DURING HALFTIME?

IT'S CUTE THAT THE MEN GET LIL CHEW TOYS TO KEEP THEM BUSY DURING THE GAME #SuperBowl

Who’s playing again?

THIS IS WHAT BROUGHT SHAGGY BACK FROM THE DEAD?? ALL IT TOOK WAS CHEETO MONEY?

THANK YOU FOR YOUR WORDS, STRIPE WEARING HAT MAN

I wish to eat one of those yellow shoes #SuperBowl

YAWN. NAP TIME.

I HOPE THE MYSTERY MAN HAD A GOOD FIELD ROMP

I WOKE UP FROM MY NAP AND THINGS WERE THE SAME AND MAYBE THAT'S WHY PEOPLE WATCH THIS THING FOR THE COMMERCIALS

I AM GOING TO STEAL THE LAST SOFT PRETZEL WHILE MOM IS PEEING. I WILL BLAME FATHER.

THE FLORIDA MEN DID THE THING. GOOD JOB, FLORIDA MEN. EVEN THE ONE FROM NEW ENGLAND.