I read Dhinchak Pooja's book "How to go Viral on YouTube" so you didn't have to π€¦π»π€¦π»
Nice cover no?π(Jk obviously).
But seriously did you know she wrote a book? I mean I was really shocked when I came to know about it really.
The first line of the book says " Hi, I'm dhinchak pooja and in this book I am going to teach you all about going viral on YouTube so what are you waiting for ,let get started."
Yes she screwed up the first line of the book itself with her grammar. (Grammar Nazi alert!!)
Oh btw did I tell you this book costs 300 rupees ( when in discount, original price is Rs 607 precisely) for the Kindle edition and Rs 1500 yes One thousand five hundred for the Paperback edition ππ
Also it has only 47 pages.
Wait wait there's a lot to come now.
In the first 10 pages she has told us about the history of YouTube and how YouTube came into existence and what exactly is YouTube.
Basically she says " YouTube is for uploading videos"
Going forward she says she talks about the "YouTube algorithm". She says and I quote : "Every computer program runs on a set of codes. Those set of codes are very easy to understand. When you open YouTube app or website you see videos there because it can't be empty"
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I mean I have absolutely no words on what to say for this. Like absolutely. Kaash mujhe yeh engineering me pata Hotaπ
Going on ahead she does say some correct stuff like upload videos in high quality, low quality videos won't get you viral, keep making videos without actually worrying about the views you are getting.
Bas itna hi tha Jo usne kind of Sahi Bola
I mean this review says it all you knowπ
Want to be the next PewDiePie??? Or the next Mr. Beast???
Tbh there was absolutely nothing here worth reading. Like zilch 0 nothing at all. I mean what was I even expecting from this π
We all know how has she gone viral and tbf there is nothing that she can teach anyone about "How to get viral on YouTube"
Yes I've lost braincells after reading all this. Not one not two but a lot.
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