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6 Mar, 5 tweets, 2 min read
Spent an extra half hour in bed this morning. Came down to this look.

Apparently I have disrupted his 9am sparrow-watch nap.

He doesn't really understand weekends. Kitty giving death stare through patio door.
When you get something out of the cupboard you keep the Dreamies in. Kitty suddenly alert and watching, viewed across the kitchen
He's back on schedule now. Time to hide under the pond fountain for a bit and watch the berbs.
CHANGE OF PLAN!

He heard movement in his owner's kitchen next door.

He's preparing for rapid deployment. Kitty perched on wooden garden fence, alert.
Oh no he saw me taking pictures. Kitty perched on fence giving me a look.

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6 Mar
This.

Also anyone who says you MUST have a webcam is lying.

Stream how you want to, because YOU want to.

For your own wellbeing, create a stream you'd spend time in as a viewer, because you're the person who'll be in it the most.

No point trying to be something you aren't.
And if people tell you:

"To get viewers you need to make your stream like X person's stream!"

Remember: The viewers who LIKE that style are ALREADY watching X person. You think they're going to suddenly start watching you?

Be yourself. Have fun. Assume you'll have no viewers.
If people show up? That's a bonus. If ENOUGH people show up that you can potentially make cash off it? Congrats! You are both good at it AND super lucky.

Now you have a job. One that demands long hours, a LOT of dedication and dealing with people who want you to fail or change.
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4 Mar
I loathe and avoid these interview questions. Because they carry a lot of hidden assumptions. The interviewee has to parse the "shadow question" lurking within them. Not everyone can.

So, below are things co-panelists have told me they want from these Qs over the years:
"Tell me about yourself?"

This is intended to get you to talk freely about something you are passionate about. It is not there to establish a particular work skill, but to see how you approach things you enjoy.
In some workplaces, it's also to determine cultural 'fit'. If the office is full of people who like doing outdoors things, or the boss is big on them and the company does lots of outdoorsy away days, then they're hoping for someone to say "oh i go hiking/surfing/whatever"
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4 Mar
There are few things more surprising than a cold, wet kitty nose to the back of the knee. Particularly when you are unaware there is a kitty in the house.
"I am here. You have been informed." Tuxedo kitty sat under the table looking up at me.
"Snooze now. Wake me up when you feed the sparrows." Snoozing tuxedo kitty on dining room chair
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3 Mar
To drive a car, you need to:

1) Own a car
2) Be ABLE to drive a car
3) Learn how to do it
4) Pass a test

I'm always FASCINATED how, culturally, keeping this as affordable as possible has become seen as of greater (not equal) importance than keeping public transport affordable.
Like, not raising fuel tax is seen as a massive victory for "the person on the street".

Yet any discussion about freezing public transport fares is INSTANTLY shot down as being to the benefit of a subset of people only, and somehow laughable economics.
It's not either/or. If you need to freeze transport costs to alleviate pressure on people's pockets, or to stimulate economic growth. If THAT'S your excuse. Then you freeze both road AND rail costs to the end user.
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3 Mar
Collaborating on content does not require every single collaborator being able to edit the sodding webpage.

It's a website, not a buffet. Collaborate first then pick one person to copy paste the text in.

Here endeth today's lesson on HE departmental web bullshit requests.
Having permissions to edit a university webpage is not a valid way of improving your sense of self worth, or a way of rewarding your staff.

The university website is not a substitute for therapy or promotion.

Here endeth today's second lesson HE departmental web bullshit.
The likelihood of a department blaming a governance failure on another department CUBES when you add a new department as owner to a website section. Not doubles.

2 owners? 8x the risk. 3 owners? 27x the risk.

Here endeth today's third lesson on HE departmental web bullshit.
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2 Mar
Lyn Macdonald was an absolute TITAN of WW1 history.

Indeed I can honestly say that I owe my passion for that period in part to her. Discovering her books as an undergrad opened my eyes to the complex narrative of WW1, beyond the myths. It was life-changing.
Beyond this, I will hold my hands up and say that reading her books chipped the first proper crack in my "war is boy history" brain.

I distinctly remember thinking: "Huh. Maybe Lyn is a man's name here?" and discovering it wasn't. All my profs were male. My reading now wasn't.
Looking back, I now realise with hindsight how important having her books available to me, at that time, was.
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