"Professor Sabnis says on his twitter that he lives in new york but teaches in new jersey so he is lying on his twitter bio because no one lives in new york and works in new jersey. we can get twitter to ban him for lying."
Oh I'm loving my secret telegram access, bhakts. 🤣🤣
Oh I'm loving my secret telegram access, bhakts. 🤣🤣
Now they're discussing how Sabnis is live tweeting the chats. 🤣🤣🤣
"it is very possible that sabnis might be on this group"
Ya think?
Ya think?
Please don't ask me for invites, folks. I was given access under very strict conditions. Tweeting this, I got permission from my source. It's a bit Borat-ish, how I get access to them. Can't share yet.
Ugh, group is on freeze until they do a membership audit now. What a sad sad loss. 😏
It's amazing how tech-unsavvy bhakts are! They genuinely think I'm a member of their telegram group through my own primary cellphone number.
Don't worry folks. I tweeted it with the explicit intention of making the group shut down out of paranoia. I'm still on many other groups. Much data are being collected.
"I don't think sabnis is here, right? we are only 26 members."
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh I so wish I could share these screenshots, but my access agreement explicitly forbids those cos they can be used to track my source. One day. In an FT50 journal hopefully.
"sending link for new group by sms. sprry but only +91 ind numbs allow. +1 +44 number please excuse for now. sabnis is american."
This is like a private reality show for my own benefit.
This is like a private reality show for my own benefit.
As entertaining as this is, my source has cut me off for the night. 😭😭
Sigh.
Sigh.
I'm a doddering dim-witted 40 year old but even I'm more tech savvy than this IT Cell.
Hehe. Major audits happening in Malviyaland. 
When bhakts realize the gaping hole in their system that allowed this
..🤣🤣🤣
..🤣🤣🤣
Wow, they're really invested in "proving" that I don't really live in NYC but in NJ. So far people who've been in my NYC apt -
@sidvee @amitvarma @krishashok @pjux @madmanweb @BabaGlocal @suchitrav @natashajaved1 @meherness etc etc.
This is such a hilarious flex by sanghis! 🤣🤣
@sidvee @amitvarma @krishashok @pjux @madmanweb @BabaGlocal @suchitrav @natashajaved1 @meherness etc etc.
This is such a hilarious flex by sanghis! 🤣🤣
Sanghis are just so incompetent!
"can someone ask threw whatsapp when he was at wich uni? we will be believed if we can get one of his students to call him anti hindu."
Such earnest hard-working fascists!
2006-11 Penn State
2011-12 Fordham
2012-now Stevens 🤣
Such earnest hard-working fascists!
2006-11 Penn State
2011-12 Fordham
2012-now Stevens 🤣
This tweet is being sent around as clinching proof of me being "anti-hindu". This is what they want to put on par with anti-semitism. The people whining about cancel culture think this will make Stevens fire me. 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
https://twitter.com/gauravsabnis/status/498239219148795904?s=19
Also featured are my opinions about karwa chauth, bhaubeej, diwali crackers pollution, holi turning into a mass sexual harassment event, and of course, my bashing brahminism. These idiots really think they can get someone fired for these progressive opinions. Sigh.
"i found this from well befire modi so we can establish his hate of hindus with farvardin"
I had no idea bhakt twitter was still this hung up on my complete disdain for the rakhi concept.
I had no idea bhakt twitter was still this hung up on my complete disdain for the rakhi concept.
https://twitter.com/gauravsabnis/status/185480562956439554?s=19
Farvardin is the name of my university's President. They think that a US university President named...(checks notes)... Nariman Farvardin... is going to fire me for bashing my own heritage. This is how completely Modi has turned them into useful idiots.
As I wake up on this weird wednesday morning after a tuesday filled with 2 rupee trolls, I thought of watching this scene.
"YOU WILL BE SHOT FOR THIS!! 😠"
"Nah, more like chewed out.. I've been chewed out before. 🤷🤷"
Honestly, not even chewed out.
"YOU WILL BE SHOT FOR THIS!! 😠"
"Nah, more like chewed out.. I've been chewed out before. 🤷🤷"
Honestly, not even chewed out.
If this thread is entertaining you, I'm happy to help. But just a reminder that I possess this brahmin male privilege so I can really do and say whatever the hell I want without much consequence. But indian academics, especially bahujan ones, have it exponentially worse.
Heck, even just in this New Jersey academia targeting campaign of theirs, Audrey has faced way wayyyyyyyyy more horrific hate than I can even imagine. Sanghis get super excited about attacking women. I have the luxury of not ever being threatened with rape over my tweets.
If you're a brahmin male who does not endorse fascism, please try to weaponize your privilege for a good cause.
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