Thread by @unixbigot

Email: "You have a new sexual partner in your MyGov inbox"

Instagram: "We noticed you have 3 sexual partners in common with Charlie.  You should hook up". 
#sexualconsentapp

WikiLeaks: "There are calls for a senior politician to resign after leaked app data shows a pattern of assignations with junior staffers over many decades".

#SexualConsentApp

Ebay: "A partner in your wish list is Not Getting Any, and may be available".
#SexualConsentApp

Twitter: "Your previous sexual partner Alex,  is trending".
#SexualConsentApp

Foursquare: "You are now the Mayor of Banksia Park, with 15 hookups so far this year".   
#SexualConsentApp

LinkedIn: "Your former sexual partner Andy is now sleeping with Kelly".
#SexualConsentApp

Amazon: "Since you got it on with Dallas, you might also like Bobbie, Jamie or Taylor".
#SexualConsentApp

Centrelink: "We are aware that you slept with Morgan, who is a high income earner.  Your benefits are now suspended".
#SexualConsentApp

Facebook: "Your spouse has two new sexual partners.  See details".
#SexualConsentApp

Telegram: "You engaged in [CENSORED SEX ACT].  Would you like us to proposition all of your contacts who are also into [CENSORED SEX ACT]?".
#SexualConsentApp

HaveIBeenPwned: "Alert: Your history of sexual activity has appeared in this Dark-Net data dump". #SexualConsentApp

I have longer thoughts on #SexualConsentApp : you can read them here: accelerando.com.au/news/2021/03/p…

Well this blew somewhat up. Thanks for all the likes and replies. If you like the way I think, consider my business @accelerando_au next time you need an #IoT expert to advise you on whether you should blurt out your idea on National TV.