British Flags That are Better Than The Union Jack: a thread for #FlagShaggers
Starting with the champ, the final boss of flags
WALES
Red Dragon on a field of green. Nothing comes close to how cool this flag is. Why? Motherfudging dragon pal. That’s why!
10/10 perfect #flag
Starting with the champ, the final boss of flags
WALES
Red Dragon on a field of green. Nothing comes close to how cool this flag is. Why? Motherfudging dragon pal. That’s why!
10/10 perfect #flag
Coming in at a close second it’s the big yin, the Saltire, ol’ Billy Blue Cross. The Scottish Flag
It’s big it’s bold, it’s stylish yet simple. Like the Scots it’s blue because it’s cold and it’s white because they’re pale because it’s cold. Classic
9/10
It’s big it’s bold, it’s stylish yet simple. Like the Scots it’s blue because it’s cold and it’s white because they’re pale because it’s cold. Classic
9/10
Oh did you think we were done with Scotland? No! Number three best British flag: The Royal Banner Of Scotland
Just look at this beast. Gold. Red. Lion with blue claws! This flag is sassy and she knows it. She’s so fierce it would win season one of Ru Paul’s Flag Race. Love it A+
Just look at this beast. Gold. Red. Lion with blue claws! This flag is sassy and she knows it. She’s so fierce it would win season one of Ru Paul’s Flag Race. Love it A+
Shock entry at #4: The Isle of Man
Three legs in a circle. Ok Isle of Man, I don’t know what kinky shit you get up to but I want in
I don’t care what you say: This. Flag. Fucks.
The flag equivalent of throwing your keys in a bowl at a party
Score: yes it does
Three legs in a circle. Ok Isle of Man, I don’t know what kinky shit you get up to but I want in
I don’t care what you say: This. Flag. Fucks.
The flag equivalent of throwing your keys in a bowl at a party
Score: yes it does
Strong showing in the top ten for the Isles as we get another beauty in: The Isle of Skye
More than just a flag it’s an optical illusion. While most flags are happy with 2 dimensions this flag introduces you to its extra D
Great colour combo and a Viking long boat *chefs kiss*
More than just a flag it’s an optical illusion. While most flags are happy with 2 dimensions this flag introduces you to its extra D
Great colour combo and a Viking long boat *chefs kiss*
Surprise entry at #6 by the 1606 Scottish Union Flag. This takes a fresh twist on the Union Jack and in doing so puts that ugly bitch right in the bin
Why we don’t still use this is beyond me
7/10 all flag no nonsense
Why we don’t still use this is beyond me
7/10 all flag no nonsense
The #7 spot is the oldest flag in this list but just shows how far we have fallen since 1400
The Golden Dragon banner of Owain Glyndŵr
This is some pure GoT shit right here. In fact if I could be bothered to retype this list this puppy would go to number one
5/7 perfect score
The Golden Dragon banner of Owain Glyndŵr
This is some pure GoT shit right here. In fact if I could be bothered to retype this list this puppy would go to number one
5/7 perfect score
#8 is a controversial choice:
The Ulster Flag
The St George’s Cross is a dull flag, only looks good on a Templar Knight, but you jazz that sucker up with a star, a red hand and a crown and suddenly that flag is ReAdy to P. A. R. T. Y.
Score 19/21
The Ulster Flag
The St George’s Cross is a dull flag, only looks good on a Templar Knight, but you jazz that sucker up with a star, a red hand and a crown and suddenly that flag is ReAdy to P. A. R. T. Y.
Score 19/21
Joint 8th is another take on ol’ Georgies Cross: The Flag of Sark
Like the Ulster it knows to just add some cool shit and what’s cooler than two lions... well a dragon, that’s why it’s lost some places in the table, but still a damn fine effort of a flag
B-
Like the Ulster it knows to just add some cool shit and what’s cooler than two lions... well a dragon, that’s why it’s lost some places in the table, but still a damn fine effort of a flag
B-
You want to know who’s got a better flag than the Union Jack? At #9 it’s only the Anglican motherfudging Church!
Have a gander at this stunner. Drink it in like Holy Communion. This flag don’t rest on the 7th day, it jumps up, snorts another line and tells you to keep on dancing
Have a gander at this stunner. Drink it in like Holy Communion. This flag don’t rest on the 7th day, it jumps up, snorts another line and tells you to keep on dancing
Finally in the 10 spot we have: the Flag of Shropshire
Oh what’s that Shropshire? You want THREE leopards on your flag? Are they native to Shropshire? Not in any way shape or form? Then you have those leopards you mad bastards and my respect as well
1 leopard = 2 points 6/10
Oh what’s that Shropshire? You want THREE leopards on your flag? Are they native to Shropshire? Not in any way shape or form? Then you have those leopards you mad bastards and my respect as well
1 leopard = 2 points 6/10
HONOURABLE MENTIONS
Other British Flags that are better than the Union Jack:
Essex (3 Arabian swords)
Buckinghamshire (angry swan)
Wessex (more dragon goodness)
St John’s Ambulance (looks like some bad ass pirate shit)
Other British Flags that are better than the Union Jack:
Essex (3 Arabian swords)
Buckinghamshire (angry swan)
Wessex (more dragon goodness)
St John’s Ambulance (looks like some bad ass pirate shit)
DISHONORABLE MENTION
The only British Flag worse than the Union Jack:
Isle of Wight
Look at this abomination of a flag. Just awful. Tepid colours and shitty geometric design, it seems to depict Pac-Man drowning himself
And who can blame him
Awful
-1,000,000/10 burn it
The only British Flag worse than the Union Jack:
Isle of Wight
Look at this abomination of a flag. Just awful. Tepid colours and shitty geometric design, it seems to depict Pac-Man drowning himself
And who can blame him
Awful
-1,000,000/10 burn it
I feel like I owe a dedication of this thread to both @ImLeeKyle and @romanmars for flag related reasons
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