Everton: no major trophies since 1995

Tottenham: no major trophies since 2008 (and nothing important since 1991)

Villa: no major trophies since 1996

Leeds: no major trophies since 1992

Newcastle: no major trophies since 1969 (domestically, since 1955!)
Sunderland: no major trophies since 1973

Wolves: no major trophies since 1980

West Ham: no major trophies since 1980

Granted, several of these clubs have had their problems, plenty of them - but all this is a reflection of how awful modern football truly is.
Modern football, even for big clubs, is about finishing 4th or, at worst, 17th.

Modern football is utterly monopolised by the same handful of super-monied clubs ALL THE TIME. And it's a Europe-wide problem, hardly just an English one.
Since Everton last won a trophy...

- Manchester United have won 23

- Chelsea have won 20

- Manchester City have won 11 (and will add up to four more this season)

- Arsenal have won 11

- Liverpool have won 9
ALL of those five clubs have, at times, won major trophies in that era without even playing well, for pity's sake.

Meanwhile, what happened to the only two clubs to break The Big Five strangehold on the FA Cup since 1995? Wigan and Portsmouth both ended up almost dead.
Since 1995, the FA Cup roll of honour is:

Arsenal 8
Chelsea 7
Man Utd 4
Man City 2
Liverpool 2

It's so boring, it's unbelievable. And it has next to nothing to do with sport.

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There is such a gulf in quality between the two halves of the Champions League draw that the unthinkable - Liverpool somehow winning it again, in Istanbul! - is a bit more likely now than it was before the draw.

The only side with no chance at all of winning it are Dortmund.
But the top 3 sides in Europe are all in the same half. It's a coinflip between them frankly.

ANYONE could make it out of the other half. Including Porto, who really have something about them. Something reminiscent of 2004.
I imagine most people will predict Bayern-Man City and Madrid-Chelsea for the semis.

I've a hunch that Poch's Paris will emerge from one half of the draw. And probably blow it in the final against... surely it couldn't happen?

Could it? 😮
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THREAD: Dario Gradi. Just what the heck is going on here? Why is he being protected?

The FA have confirmed that he's effectively banned for life. Yesterday, its Director of Legal and Governance said:
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Yet they won't provide any more specifics. That is quite unfathomable in circumstances as grave as these. Circumstances in which:

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It's intended to ADD to it.
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OFCOM *is* independent
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Your industry is completely out of control. Thousands upon thousands have died thanks to its misinformation. ALL industries need regulation.
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The 'action' he referred to was, very obviously, this:

theguardian.com/politics/2020/…
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The advantage that gives the government is enormous.

1. The media won't report the message even if there is one

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