Many people want to get rid of daylight savings — for good reason. But @andreaskluth wants to take things a step further: Let’s get rid of time zones altogether.
It’s a radical proposition, but let’s hear him out trib.al/rUCaREo
To see how arbitrary time zones are, let’s go on a jaunt through history.
For most of human evolution, we rose with the sun and then got drowsy at dusk, before sleeping soundly exactly when we should trib.al/rUCaREo
☀️In the mid-19th century, local time was still based on a sundial.
But railroads started carrying folks around and telegraphs magically connected them across continents. People needed standardized schedules to catch a train or get a message trib.al/rUCaREo
So, in 1884, international time zones were agreed upon. The prime meridian runs through the Royal Observatory in Greenwich, London.
The rest of the world was divided into strips of 15º longitude in width, adding up to 24 zones, 1 for each hour of the day trib.al/rUCaREo
But, once the system was devised, politicians everywhere started messing with it:
🇫🇷The French for years refused to accept the British standard
🇺🇸In the decentralized U.S., time-keeping remained a free-for-all until 1918 trib.al/rUCaREo
Even now, nations bend the meridians to suit their ideologies:
🇰🇵North Korea shifted its time zone by 30 mins, because it could, before moving it back again
🇳🇵Nepal diverges by 15 mins
🇷🇺Russia has 11 time zones
🇨🇳China, which should have five, has one trib.al/rUCaREo
Politics isn’t the only thing that exposes the system as intrinsically silly.
If you ever visit the right spot in Antarctica (where the meridians converge) and stretch out in your sleeping bag, you’ll be in all time zones simultaneously trib.al/rUCaREo
Besides being inane, the convention messes with our biological clocks.
People who live on the eastern edge of a time zone get their circadian rhythms, and health, thrown out of whack trib.al/rUCaREo
The whole notion of time zones rests on a fundamental delusion. It suggests that a number — 7, 12 or 21 — should tell us when to get up, eat lunch or go to bed.
We should instead be taking our orders from the interplay of the sun and circadian rhythm trib.al/rUCaREo
Hence we should transition to a simpler but superior system, combining:
🕰One global time
⏰Several billion individual and biological times trib.al/rUCaREo
The single global time is necessary in our truly global Zoom-and-Slack era.
Pilots, who’d rather not crash in the multinational airspace, already use Coordinated Universal Time or UTC -- the successor to Greenwich Mean Time (GMT) trib.al/rUCaREo
Initially, having one global time would be weird, even hilarious.
New Yorkers would have to get used to having breakfast when the clock seems to say noon, Shanghainese when it shows midnight. But we’d quickly sort it out trib.al/rUCaREo
In the same way, after adopting UTC everywhere, we might also reconnect with natural time.
We’d start listening to our bodies again, and associate different numbers with dawn, noon, night and so forth trib.al/rUCaREo
It might even bring us some benefits, by forcing us to rethink conventions:
🌇School might start later to suit teen brains better
🌃Work should finish before dark so the blue light of our screens wouldn’t mess with our sleep trib.al/rUCaREo
Making time in one sense absolute would be efficient in our global economy.
Leaving the interpretation of that number up to us could help re-synchronize us with natural light, aiding everything from digestion to sleep trib.al/rUCaREo
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It’s been a turbulent couple of years for U.S. distillers.
Starting in 2018 they became collateral damage in then-President Trump’s trade wars, with the EU levying a 25% tariff on U.S. whiskey in retaliation for new duties on imported steel and aluminum bloomberg.com/opinion/articl…
“We’ve been a casualty of a very challenging trade war,” said the CEO of Brown-Forman, the distiller of:
🥃Jack Daniels
🥃Woodford Reserve
🥃Old Forester
Not to mention a pandemic that shut down bars. Must have been a tough stretch, right? Well ... bloomberg.com/opinion/articl…
It’s not as if the trade wars haven’t hurt.
📉U.S. exports of distilled spirits are down $523 million
📉Imports are down $569 million bloomberg.com/opinion/articl…
Millions of Americans work full time yet are still impoverished.
Their wages are so low that they qualify for federal health care and food assistance programs even though many of them are employed by the biggest and most profitable U.S. companies trib.al/95LK5rD
Since companies don’t pay their workers a living wage, taxpayers are forced to foot the bill for daily necessities those employees can’t afford to buy themselves.
One of the most prominent companies doing this is Amazon, according to a recent study trib.al/95LK5rD
Amazon was heavily discussed in a Senate Budget Committee hearing that looked at the perils of income inequality in the U.S.
Income inequality isn’t merely an academic issue. It’s inequitable and inefficient to have taxpayers take from their wallets trib.al/95LK5rD
Judgment has become as much a part of the Covid-19 pandemic as a pile of crumpled masks.
Those who’ve been hunkered down for months can’t stand seeing their friends’ selfies from inside bars and restaurants and airplanes trib.al/lr9EKbJ
Friendships have ended over arguments about the safety of attending a protest or going on a date.
And it’s not only double-maskers condemning maskless “covidiots.” It’s the eye-rolling reserved for anyone still wiping down their groceries trib.al/lr9EKbJ
Seeking to avoid criticism, some people (and organizations) have been known to photoshop masks onto faces in their social media posts
Others, seeking to criticize, have blown up once-friendly group chats over Covid-questionable invitations trib.al/lr9EKbJ