Doing yard work while trying to keep an eye out of the Savannah Murder Tiger, MeanCat, is exhausting and terrifying. Oh nothing to see to the southeast. Just a fence..WRONG, IT’S DEATH!! 
And when you see him it’s already too late...YOU’RE DEAD, JUST FALL DOWN, ALREADY.
And of course the Orangeys are an adaptive evolving enemy. Oh, it’s nothing to the northeast. Just some bales of pine straw. WRONG IT’S THE EXTRA ORANGEY!! EXTRA DEATH!
Nothing to see here. Just an azalea about to bloom...WRONG, IT’S THE LADY ORANGEY. DEATH IS ALL AROUND.
And then there’s Big Eyes. Yay Big Eyes.
The Baked Potato and MeanCat had a meeting far from the house. I heard ‘we have a shovel and a tarp, just need a shotgun’ but I’m sure it’s fine.
And then Meancat smooched Big Eyes cuz he’s the worst.
The yard is coming along nicely.
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