Imagine a family of four, driving to the seaside. The parents are in front, one driving, one navigating. The two young kids in the back are impatient. "Are we there yet? Are we?" they shout, kicking at the driver's seat. Every time they do this, the driver has to slow down.
The children pay no attention. "Are we there yet?" they scream, kicking repeatedly at the seat in front. Finally, the driver stops, gets out, and tries to explain to them that the more often they do this, the less likely they are to get to the seaside before nightfall.
"Is that what you want?" says the driver.
The children scream and cry, saying: "We want the seaside! Now! Now!"
The driver gets back into the car and sets off. Five minutes later, the kids start kicking the seats again. "Are we there yet? Are we?"
That's what's happening, right now, as the Government prepares - yet again - to humour those who are clamouring for an end to lockdown. Yes, we all want the same thing. But if we want to get there, we need to go the distance.
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New authors: If a stranger e-mails you out of the blue, asking you to read, critique or comment on their unpublished book, there's no reason you should indulge them. In fact, there are plenty of reasons you probably shouldn't.
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Authors - whatever their profile - get these requests all the time. New authors often feel guilty at saying no. However, your time is valuable. A proper critique would be worth something like £500 from a professional manuscript evaluator, and would cost you a week of your time.
And if you do accept to critique a manuscript as a favour, word will get round. Once people hear about it, you'll suddenly receive a hell of a lot of requests. The ones you reject (and you'll have to reject some) will feel you've been unfair to them.
Anna Brownell Jameson (17 May 1794 – 17 March 1860) was an Irish writer, the daughter of a miniaturist and engraver. #CelebratingWomen
At sixteen, she became governess to a noble family. In 1821 she was engaged to a lawyer, but the engagement was broken off.
After accompanying a young pupil to Italy, she wrote a fictionalised memoir, which she gave to a bookseller in exchange for a guitar. It was ultimately published as The Diary of an Ennuyée (1826), and attracted great attention. Parallels with Jane Eyre are remarkable.
The Akkadian/Sumerian poet Enheduanna (2285-2250 BC) is the world’s first named author. #CelebratingWomen
That right. The world's first author was a woman, writing over 4000 years ago. And she was - and still remains - very, very influential.
She is credited with creating the paradigms of poetry, psalms, and prayers used throughout the ancient world. Through the Babylonians, her works influenced and inspired the prayers and psalms of the Hebrew Bible and the Homeric hymns of Greece.
Hatshepsut (whose name means "Foremost of Noble Ladies" 1507–1458 BC) was the fifth pharaoh of the Eighteenth Dynasty of Egypt. She is the second historically-confirmed female pharaoh, the first being Sobekneferu. #CelebratingWomen
Hatshepsut came to the throne of Egypt in 1478 BC. Her bloodline was impeccable as she was the daughter, sister, and wife of a pharaoh. Her understanding of religion allowed her to establish herself as the God’s Wife of Amen.
Officially, she ruled jointly with Thutmose III, who had ascended to the throne the previous year as an infant. Hatshepsut was the chief wife of Thutmose II, Thutmose III’s father. Her reign was the longest of any other woman of an Egyptian dynasty.
Just rediscovered this amazing book of manners, in French, published in 1913. Title: The Polite Young Lady.”
Quotes to follow.
"Since God has decreed that you be born nobly, you must behave accordingly... you may be both beautiful and virtuous, and yet disgust the world with your vulgarity."
On bathing: "One should bathe at least once a year, and change one's under-linen once a week. Washing the feet is also recommended, especially during the summer months."
Hypatia of Alexandria was a Greek intellectual and teacher in Alexandria, Egypt, known for mathematics and philosophy: born about 350 to 370 AD, died 416 AD. #CelebratingWomen
She was the daughter of Theon of Alexandria, a teacher of mathematics with the Museum of Alexandria in Egypt. A center of Greek intellectual and cultural life, the Museum included many independent schools as well as the great library of Alexandria.
Hypatia herself taught at the Neoplatonist school of philosophy. She became the salaried director of this school in 400. She wrote about mathematics, astronomy, and philosophy.