Thread by @anandkumarn

Imaginary conversations around the world on the Suez situation. Hope you have a few laughs.
@SuezDiggerGuy @ever_given
#Suez
A thread 👇

America:
- paying for additional diggers will increase our national debt (after having approved the purchase of the big ship earlier) @SuezDiggerGuy @ever_given
@colbertlateshow @TheDailyShow @BernieSanders @BarackObama

North Korea:
Our supreme leader moved @ever_given with his fingers and solved the issue

Netherlands:
- We are working on having parties and festivals aboard @ever_given
- We expect the situation to get better after summer
- we are going for an intelligent excavation
@DutchNewsNL @bencoates1

India:
- This is our internal matter and we will sort it out.

Tagging @ParikPatelCFA who has been killing this with his memes and tweets.

Feel free to add to the thread.

UK
- This is all EU's fault
@hughlaurie @AdamCSharp

@UnrollHelper