The search for a good QB1 is an excruciating existential dilemma that all but 8-10 teams are mired in every year

it is the animating madness/masochism behind the first round of the draft *every single year*
Like, there are a dozen people who can be good-to-great NFL QBs in the whole world and every year everyone is trying to talk themselves into why their Joe X is that dude

It is so exhausting to go through

—-signed, a survivor of The Carson Wentz Experience
Bo is right and also 40% of modern football fandom is trying to convince ourselves that there are hidden reservoirs of untapped greatness in Andy Dalton or whoever tf
i remember trying to talk myself into Rodney Peete and Ty Detmer

It’s dumb

one not-insignificant reason i spend more psychic energy on basketball now is that that fandom feels less nakedly like roulette

😡
We just won the Super Bowl a few seasons ago and it was exhilarating and glorious and also in Retrospect like winning one good hand/big pot that keeps you coming back to the casino

There is basically no way to replicate or sustain success in the NFL
(Which is one reason people hate Tom Brady + the pats so much. It’s not supposed to work like that.)

Secret Base has a whole series on teams that looked like they would be dominant for awhile and who turned out to basically be one/two-season wonders
Mel Kiper and these dudes are making predictions every year and they’re wrong way more often than they’re right and YET

Picking a franchise QB about as scientifically precise as the Farmer’s Almanac is as guessing the weather

A whole industry of pulling shit outta your ass
Free yourselves! Let’s all emancipate ourselves from this foolishness!

Yes I’m bitter

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A quick thing about Isaiah on The Falcon and The Winter Soldier.
About a decade ago, I interviewed Robert Morales, who invented that character for Marvel in 2001. The result was "Truth: Red, White, And Black" which recast the story of Captain America's origins as part of a Tuskegee Syphillis Study-like plot.
In Robert's story, the US rounded up hundreds of Black GIs in a segregated battalion during WWII to use as guinea pigs. The US is trying to re-create the procedure used to turn Steve Rogers into Cap.

They get it wrong — a lot. Almost all of the Black men they round up die.
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That’s really all i can muster for this stuff at this point.
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“I’m still your boss until Monday,” they wrote
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wbur.org/hereandnow/202…
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I have *stories.*

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One time i was working the weekend of The Greek Picnic, jfc

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People in line pausing to get orders from their friends who were holding down tables for them
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