I always liked "Have You Ever Seen The Rain," so now you all have to endure a story. I was a kid staying with my relatives and my grandma in Greece with my two U.S. cousins in 1971.
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We were all 10 and we were stuck in what was then a small town in Greece (now a bigger city, Patras) and pretty much nothing to do but get yelled at for playing outside and chasing chickens around while Greeks were having their siesta, and we were so homesick and bored. /2
And we pulled up the AM radio one day, and somehow we caught a lucky bounce off the ionosphere and picked up US Armed Forces radio in Crete, and it was "Have You Ever Seen the Rain." And we were the happiest kids for three minutes. /3
To find a snippet of U.S. rock in small-town Greece in pre-globalized days was like a water in the desert, and to this day, I hear that song and we're all crowded around the radio under a grape arbor a zillion miles from home trying to drink in some American rock and roll. /4x
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Some of you have noted my willingness now to use "traitorous" to describe FOX hosts plumping for Russia. I use this word to be distinct from "treason" which has a specific meaning in the Constitution. /1
I think - and as always, I speak for no one but myself - when you root for an avowed enemy of the United States and prefer their leaders to your own, you are a traitor to your country. You are supporting those who seek the destruction of your country's system of government. /2
I see no reason to pussyfoot around with "un-American." Lots of things are "un-American" but we can disagree about what they are. But when you are gleefully contemplating Putin kicking Biden's ass in a public debate, you've gone past un-American. /3
So I have some work to do, but I have one more cool teacher story, since you've all been sharing such nice stories.
I had a spot in my schedule I had to fill in my senior. So I signed up for Geology, which was, in our school, "rocks for jocks" back then. /1
And the Geology teacher, a gruff phys ed teacher, took me aside and said:
"Yeah. Okay. You're probably too smart for this class. It would be an easy A. So I'm gonna make it less easy.
You're gonna help teach it."
And I thought, okay, cool, I can do a presentation.
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This was not at all hostile. The teacher was trying to think of a way to challenge me.
So he said: "You do this lecture in a few weeks."
I said: Yeah, can do, sure.
Then he says: "And the *class* is gonna grade you."
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So, today I told the story of one of the worst teachers I ever had, a high school math teacher who made my life miserable for a while. But I think I should balance that with a description of the two teachers who kept me sane in high school, because gratitude and all. /1
One (who I know reads Twitter now and then) was my high school English teacher, a leftist who didn't take an ounce of shit from me and made me defend every stupid right-wing thing I ever said. We had a blast as we read, really *read*, books like 1984 and More's Utopia. /2
He was a nonconformist and we were both, erm, irascible, and we became friends and still are, and I love him as family. He's a wonderful artist and gave me refuge at his apartment many times during the crapstorm of HS. /3
So, during this #AT40 flashback, I'll tell the story of what it was like to go to my high school in 1978.
I was a science nerd because as a working class kid I figured the only real jobs were in STEM, and I did love chemistry. But I hated math. /1
My trig teacher was the head of the Math dept, a 347 year old spinster who hated all living things and, I think, ate kittens for breakfast. Anyway, she looked at my PSAT and decided that I should be an A+ student in trig, not realizing that I was just good at taking exams. /2
And I was struggling with trig and she decided to call my parents and suggest that I was lying about my bad grades because she hadn't heard from them and assumed the silence was because I had burned my report cards or something. She was, uh, not a warm person. /3
One of the things I go after in the new book is the nonsense that "we" are at war. Lots of deployments of volunteers - basically for continual anti-terror duty - is not "forever war" and the public keeps supporting it no matter how much they pretend otherwise. /1
Do we need to do this kind of anti-terror, great power policing? Probably not. But stop saying "we're" at war. You're no more at war than the British public was in the late 19th century. No one is being drafted and nothing is being asked of you, the average citizen. Nothing. /2
Are the volunteers "at war?" No, but they're in danger all the same. War is a social and political undertaking. What we do now is a kind of outsourced security tasking to volunteers who are willing to do it for our nation and our people. Dangerous, but not "forever war." /3
So, I did an interview on radio today about Able Archer, the 1983 NATO exercise that apparently scared the poo out of the Kremlin. There are still analysts who think this wasn't much of a fuss, but more declassified documents suggest it was plenty scary. A few notes. /1
The declassified stuff now confirms that US intelligence saw a sudden and unusual alert of Soviet forces, esp in East Germany, as if they were preparing for a nuclear strike. Analysts looking at this later have been trying to untangle why it wasn't a much bigger alert. /2
So, reading through the declassified stuff in the new volume of Foreign Relations of the U.S., there are some clues, and they add to what we know already. First, it's clear there was dissent within the Kremlin about the level of the U.S. threat. We knew this part. /3