The latest carpetbagging faux cowboy is a East Coast prep schooler, suddenly trying to pose for Texas conservatives like he's Doc Holliday.
(One of the most insane campaign ads you'll see all year: )
But this cosplay cowboy isn't the only one now claiming to be an "authentic Texan."
@chiproytx? A wealthy East Coaster and investment bank analyst, now glorifying lynching.
@DanPatrick? An East Coaster, former nightclub owner, and avatar of the @TexasGOP's authoritarianism.
Of course, these faux Texans are topped by Florida Man @AllenWest—who became the head of the @TexasGOP last year, and now won't stop calling for Texas to secede.
What's ironic (or not) is that while the Texas right blames the state's transformation into a swing state on out-of-staters ("Don't California My Texas!"), the state's shift is... driven in massive part by native Texans themselves.
This is an exceptionally dumb analogy, not least because there is, and was, effectively zero Spanish-speaking secessionist sentiment in this territory—a complete difference from the Ukrainian SSR.
A *better* analogy to Ukraine demanding independence from the USSR would be those in Hawaii rising up against Washington, not some... random swath of the American Southwest that has no sense of distinct nationhood.
Kind of ridiculous the 1870s Modoc War in California/Oregon isn’t better remembered in the US:
—The only Indian War where a US general was killed
—A tiny band of Modocs successfully held the US at bay for *six months*
—Saw the only Indian Wars trial/hanging for war crimes
Mapping out Klamath and Modoc territories before the arrival of the Americans:
Even stranger for why the Modoc War’s been largely forgotten: It was Manifest Destiny at its absolute worst.
American war crimes, a concentration camp, forced train transport nearly 2,000 miles from a home they refused to give up to an imperial power.
NEW: One Texas GOP legislator has proposed an "1836 Project" for "patriotic education"—which is a good chance to revisit just how central cementing slavery was to the Texas Revolution. newrepublic.com/article/161685…
Quick timeline of slavery and the Texas Revolution:
1829: Mexico abolishes slavery.
1830: Anglo lobbyists secure a slavery "exemption" for Texas.
1833: Stephen F. Austin: "Texas must be a slave country."
1835: First shots of the Texas Revolution.
The Texas Revolution: Less a successor to the American Revolution, and far more a precursor to the Confederate slave empire.
A few days after the UN's FACTI Panel launch, five big takeaways from what might well be a pivotal moment in the global fight against tax havens and illicit financial flows: financialtransparency.org/five-key-takea…
1. The report helped gather in one place just how *gargantuan* illicit financial flows and tax abuse are:
—Estimated private wealth in secrecy jurisdictions: $7 trillion
—Estimated global GDP in offshore assets: 10%
—Amount annual corporate profit-shifting costs: $650 billion
2. Context. Billions lost, trillions gone—what does that even mean? It means:
—In Gambia, financing for 6,500 wells
—In Chad, financing for 38,000 classrooms
—In South Africa, financing for HIV treatments for 6 million citizens
—In Germany, financing for 8,000 wind turbines
Ulysses S. Grant “was never confused about the fact that, as he wrote in the conclusion to his memoirs, ‘slavery’ was the ‘cause’ of the Civil War.”
“Grant understood the meaning of grand strategy, Lee did not.” One “joined the South because he was a Virginian,” the other “threw in his lot with the North because he believed in the United States.”