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1 Apr, 4 tweets, 2 min read
currently entertaining myself by pretending to be a political reporter in the Godzilla vs. Kong universe
I didn't even realize it was April Fool's when I wrote it.......I'm just Like This
thank you to @potus, @LeaderMcConnell and @ChrisVanHollen for being unwitting participants in my thought experiment
Great addition by my friend @nicholaswu12 - "A senior White House official, speaking on condition of anonymity, defended Biden's legislative response.

"When Mitch McConnell is trying to score political points, we're focused on cancelling the apocalypse.""

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1 Apr
it's happeninggggg Image
did you know that Kong...........bows for no one
Also a banner month for fans of Tom Holkenborg's soundtracks
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25 Mar
Biden kicks off his first press conference by announcing his administration has set a goal of administering 200 million shots by his 100th day in office
cbsnews.com/live-updates/j…
Biden says 100 million stimulus checks of at least $1400 have gone out.

"Help is here and hope is on the way."
Biden punts on a q about how he can hope to overcome Republican opposition to Democratic priorities, saying they're "long-term problems."

"I think my Republican colleagues are going to have to determine whether they want to work together," or continue to "divide the country."
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25 Mar
maybe the boat could be lifted out by Patrick Suez-e
(My brain has been trying to figure out a way to use "Patrick Suez-e" for 24 hours and this is the best I could do)
suez the means of production
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24 Mar
Schumer is at the Rules Committee hearing on S1 (For The People Act). He says the US was not a full democracy until Voting Rights Act, but now Republicans are trying to limit voting rights.

"There is a concerted nationwide effort to limit the right of American citizens to vote."
Schumer says bills introduced in Arizona to require notarization for mail ballots and prohibit same day/automatic registration are "despicable." Also condemns a Georgia bill to outlaw voting on Sundays, which could affect voter turnout efforts in black churches.
"I'd like to ask my Republican colleagues, why are you so afraid of democracy?" Schumer asks. "It is shameful our Republican politics are proposing these ideas in 2020."

He has repeatedly said "shame, shame, shame."
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6 Mar
Okay guys, I'm going home
Gotta say, my visits to the United States Senate on the 6th day of the month have been pretty busy for both January and March
I haven't left this building in 17 hours lmao
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6 Mar
Schumer victory lap: "It's a great day for the country."
Schumer, practically glowing, says: "I love my caucus." He says the "secret to the success" is the caucus unifying. Of course, yesterday there was a 12 hour deadlock while they tried to get Manchin on board for an amendment.
Schumer says he just talked to President Biden.

"I just told that to the president. He called me. And I said, 'I knew we would get this done."
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