today's apartment browsing has somehow led to this unit on central park west that simply feels made of cocaine to me
the sunken living room! the BUILT IN WHITE LEATHER BANQUETTES, the gold trim...i want to wear a halston jumpsuit in here and serve shrimp cocktail and make bad decisions about paint colors
it's been on the market for like almost a year and i have to wonder why but perhaps it is because it absoLUTELY feels haunted by a tragic 1970s socialite
if i lived here i would have to have a piano even though i don't play one just in case showpeople wanted to come over and you know...riff until late into the night fueled by gimlets and blow
i know somehow in my soul this apartment was once a central location in one of stephen sondheim's infamous manhattan mystery parties
please link me below to ONE item you would decorate this apartment with...deep ebay searches encouraged
i'm going with...either these lucite magazine racks or a mirrored tray that says "powder room"
in case you are wondering what this apartment smells like as a perfume (other than vintage cinnabar)...it's this luckyscent.com/product/812011…
this is clearly a job for @CocaineDecor

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