Supervisor: if any of you have research topic to present, come to my office.
Student: Good morning ma, I have a research topic and I have written a proposal on it. I want to commence early because I'll like to publish it. It is part of the requirements to secure scholarship.
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Supervisor: What is the topic?
Student: ................. (She show the topic to the supervisor). The supervisor and her colleague bursted into laughter.
Supervisor: This topic alone I am seeing beyond your capacity. You can't do it.
Student: I know everything about it.
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Supervisor: Only you can't do it. Almost 10 students are even not enough to do it.
Student: A related research was carried out by a Futa Student and I see no difficulties in this research except that it might cost me money for HIS TO PATHOLOGICAL and REPRODUCTIVE evaluations.
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Supervisor: I have been looking for a way to write paper on this and this is my next research work. Kindly help me to get at least 10 journals on this topic.
Student: Ok!
My takes: why was the supervisor trying to confuse the student. Some Nigerian lecturers are something.
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