@threateningcake I am walking 30 minutes to Subway right noe to try this.

This is not a joke.
@threateningcake They're baking the cookies fresh for me
@threateningcake Bone atrophy
@threateningcake I ate 75% of the 6 inch then threw the rest away. I should not have gotten it baked. The mushy texture made it actually unbearable
@threateningcake I will now begin the long journey home.

Thank you all for coming.
@threateningcake Ok after about 10 minutes have passed, I might actually vomit
@threateningcake Private QRT

Tell me your secrets
@threateningcake Yoooooo it took 21 hours for the first fat joke lets gooooooo

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