Thread by @FreindTrey

@threateningcake I am walking 30 minutes to Subway right noe to try this.

This is not a joke.

@threateningcake They're baking the cookies fresh for me

@threateningcake Bone atrophy

@threateningcake

@threateningcake I ate 75% of the 6 inch then threw the rest away. I should not have gotten it baked. The mushy texture made it actually unbearable

@threateningcake I will now begin the long journey home.

Thank you all for coming.

@threateningcake Ok after about 10 minutes have passed, I might actually vomit

@threateningcake Private QRT

Tell me your secrets

@threateningcake Yoooooo it took 21 hours for the first fat joke lets gooooooo