At this time of year, your goal with residents is to get the to relax. 1/
Let them put easy things together.
Pneumonia with hepatitis and hyponatremia might be legionella. (It was). 2/
After 9 months, the interns are scared shitless of missing some tiny detail.
They miss the forest for the trees. Due to anxiety and hyper-vigilance. 3/
If you can get the team to relax and see what’s happening in front of them, they will do better. 4/
Let them have fun and laugh so they remember why they signed up. 5/
The only thing that matters in a bedside presentation is
1. What do you think is wrong and 2. What are you going to do about it 6/
I don’t even care if you list the 99 things the patient “denies” and tell me how many “oxys” he uses. 7/
We don’t do nitpicking in spring.
We do big picture.
We strengthen your intuition and rebuild your common sense. 8/
The old man in a coma doesn’t have asymptomatic bacteriuria.
He’s unconscious, not asymptomatic. 9/
He has a Foley in last week for 3 days perioperatively.
Don’t make it hard. Make it easy.
Common things are common. 10/
We had a case last week where the team was trying to hammer the square peg or a story into the round hole of a diagnosis. 11/
I said, “We are doctors. Very capable. Let’s just start over. From the beginning. Let’s call his son and figure out what happened and go from there.” 12/
Heart failure could make a person confused.
I felt better when we found the PCO2 = 75mmHg. 13/
Residents think best when the atmosphere is loose and playful.
When any new ideas are worth considering.
No energy is wasted in worry. Successes are celebrated. 14/
Most important: Residents do best when they return to the stories patients tell. When we remind ourselves of the joy of letting someone spin us a yarn.
Just let the story run it’s course. Funny, tragic, unbelievable. 15/
These young doctors are not practicing to become an AI healthcare kiosk.
They are practicing to hear stories and learn how diseases intermingle with fascinating human lives. 16/
You can look up the dose of LEVOFLOXACIN for Legionella in 2 seconds. (750mg daily for NL GFR)
Spend the time trying to figure out where he got it.
Where is the germ hiding in the water? 17/
Who is this person who has caught this rare (in Colorado) infection and what’s going to keep them from getting their antibiotics and getting better? 18/
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We do patients a grave disservice by avoiding the term “alcoholic.”
There is no free widely available support group called “Alcohol Use Disorder 12 Step Sobriety Club that Protects your Personal and Professional Identity.”
It is malicious to convince someone repeatedly hospitalized for the ravages of addiction to alcohol that they don’t belong at free, widely available meetings of self-identified alcoholics.
Also while we are at it, if you think you know how 12 step programs work because you have been to a meeting you are dearly deceived.
Only step 1 and step 12 occur at meetings. The rest are done between 2 trusted friends in private.
I see a fair number of doctors every year because, you know, chronic illness.
About half the time, they have residents or students with them.
I enjoy being a part of their education and training because that also happens to be my job. 🤓🤓🤓 1/12
I also understand how things are made.
When I eat a salad, I know human beings cut those greens in a field. Food doesn’t walk to my store. It’s grown and harvested by people. Then washed, shipped & handled by others.
I respect the people involved in the things I consume. 2/12
The people that make and do and grow things for me to consume are human beings.
They are not printed in a factory and they aren’t grown in a lab. 3/12