We're starting to do chart readings over at our Substack! If you're not subscribing...your crush probably is. astropoets.substack.com/p/were-doing-c…
If you wanna send us a selfie w your chart 
Pisces getting read & unbothered
Scorpios sending a selfie then leaving everyone on read
Aries arriving for their chart reading
Geminis we know you’re not ok (& need this)
Libras if you can online shop you can sit down & be read
Leos we know your future is being hot but call us anyway
Capricorns you think we don’t love you like you think no one does but we’re all obsessed with you
Virgos your charts are perfect yes let us help you accept everything that isn’t
Every Aquarius wants us to talk shit about their ex when reading their chart. Ok. Done.
Taurus: can you read my chart on a private island
Sagittarius people if you can ghost everyone you can ghost us after we read your chart. Fine.
Cancers here’s the thing. We already know this. If you don’t text right away they’ll be even more into you. But let’s see your charts anyway.
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