Two days ago I ordered delivery of six full-sized bottles of San Pellegrino. I woke up this morning to discover there are none left. I've drunk them all.
I feel such mixed emotions.
I feel such mixed emotions.
Shame: I went on a gluttonous sparkling-water bender. The stuff's expensive.
Pride: I *dare* the next person to lecture me about the importance of drinking enough water.
Pride: I *dare* the next person to lecture me about the importance of drinking enough water.
Bafflement: Why did I mindlessly drink six full-sized bottles of San Pellegrino? It's not like editing @cosmo_globalist is thirsty work.
Meta-shame: What's wrong with me that I can feel guilty about something like drinking San Pellegrino?
Meta-shame: What's wrong with me that I can feel guilty about something like drinking San Pellegrino?
Thirst: The only thing on offer now is tap water, which just doesn't quench thirst the way San Pellegrino does.
I think it was the limes. The combination of San Pellegrino and lime is so irresistibly thirst-quenching that I just couldn't help myself.
I think it was the limes. The combination of San Pellegrino and lime is so irresistibly thirst-quenching that I just couldn't help myself.
So now it's just me, the empty plastic bottles, and my regrets.
... Goodbye, San Pellegrino.
... Goodbye.
I'm sorry.
... Goodbye, San Pellegrino.
... Goodbye.
I'm sorry.
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